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Haiku is easyVery much like my motherOnly with less hair
I think its 3 lines of rubbish LOL
My skin falls awayAnd my hunger is constantLike screams in the air
The rasp in her throat, and the snarl on her lips say,she's swallowed a bone.
The cemetary man is a hard working manHe digs, he buries your dead, and he knows only lifeBut when the graves are to be dug again, life is for the dead
He loves to eat brains,but the occasional eye,a delicacy!
Craps on your headBurps down your throatWhaddja expect? He's a zombie.
He screams out in rage,it's hard to devour fresh brainswithout any teeth.
My name is BubI'll shoot the shite out of youAnd leave your guts for my friends
Uhm Creature...? You do know how haiku works right?
Well I thought I did. LOL
Three lines...has to be about zombies....that's all I know. lolWhat am I messing up?
Three lines, first one is five syllables, second is seven, third is five again...
Five syllables, seven, then five again........well......that's dumb! Who made those rules?! LOLHaikus' are not as easy to do as they look I guess. haha
Last edited by The Creature (2010-12-05 02:52:29)
askani-son wrote:Three lines, first one is five syllables, second is seven, third is five again...Dammit....Five syllables, seven, then five again........well......that's dumb! Who made those rules?! LOLHaikus' are not as easy to do as they look I guess. haha
Some old samauri probably, IDK....they get pretty easy pretty quick though.
Zombie Eats Your BrainSkull matter is thrown, blood poolsThey feast on your guts
(Not very good, but I'm learning. )
No dude, that's perfect!
* Takes a bow *
I slipped in some blood,as it poured out of YOUR throat,I cracked MY poor head.
(Most accidents occure in the morgue)
Last edited by askani-son (2010-12-05 03:11:27)
zombie bite armzombie bite throatnow he's going looking for an old goat
To get the taste out of his mouth!
Fat bastard SantaAll gristle and no real meatFalse advertising
Eyes go cataract,and the flesh all falls away...Will ProActive help?
I like tasty meat,like the stuff stuck in my teethand in my colan.
Canada is coldIt makes our zombie balls freezeWe're not going there
Out of ideas?Add zombies to your poor script.Then rake in cash money.