Write your Zombie haiku here... (Page 2 of 3)

My skin falls away
And my hunger is constant
Like screams in the air

The cemetary man is a hard working man
He digs, he buries your dead, and he knows only life
But when the graves are to be dug again, life is for the dead

Craps on your head
Burps down your throat
Whaddja expect? He's a zombie.

My name is Bub
I'll shoot the shite out of you
And leave your guts for my friends

Well I thought I did. LOL

Three lines...has to be about zombies....that's all I know. lol
What am I messing up?

Dammit....

Five syllables, seven, then five again........well......that's dumb! Who made those rules?! LOL
Haikus' are not as easy to do as they look I guess. haha

Last edited by The Creature (2010-12-05 02:52:29)

Zombie Eats Your Brain
Skull matter is thrown, blood pools
They feast on your guts

(Not very good, but I'm learning. )

* Takes a bow *

Thank you!

zombie bite arm
zombie bite throat
now he's going looking for an old goat

Fat bastard Santa
All gristle and no real meat
False advertising

I like tasty meat,
like the stuff stuck in my teeth
and in my colan.