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I have a nice little one based on the film "High Tension "


Turn the music up

While you stroke that pussy babe

Decapitation



Thank you....lol

Re: Write your Zombie haiku here...

I tried to spank it
But oops, my junk broke right off
Now I can't pee-pee

Re: Write your Zombie haiku here...

DAINBRAMAGE wrote:

I have a nice little one based on the film "High Tension "


Turn the music up

While you stroke that pussy babe

Decapitation



Thank you....lol

Hahaha just made my day (love that movie)

Re: Write your Zombie haiku here...

i watched the new show
i bought what they told me to
do people like me now?

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Gnawing on tasties
Crimson dribbling down my chin
Oops- jaw just fell off...

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An undead monkey
In a Lovecraftian throne
Smells like rotten Az...

lol

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You can't be missing and show up at the same time
Unless..you a zombie
I'mma put that on MySpace

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Az is a zombie, see
What that means is that he is
Dead between the legs.

Ah-thank you.

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ate dead vagina
found it preferable to
cheese macaroni

edited for zombie content LOL

Last edited by deadhorse13 (2011-04-22 00:06:14)

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Monkey brains in stew,
And the wicked witch is dead,
Fuck you Dorothy.

(Not really zombie, I know, but there are brains...)

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Monkeys take revenge
With awesome poo flinging skills
Dead duck, but still fucked

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Quick! Dodge, splat, duck, splat,
Azathoths' at it again,
Where's it all come from!?