A perfect end to a perfect(ly fucking atrocious) week: earlier today, around 4, 4:30 or so, my cable and internet went out. I called the cable company. It would seem that somewhere along the line which serves me, A FUCKING SQUIRREL GOT INTO THE JUNCTION BOX AND KNOCKED OUT THE CABLE.
I'm completely serious. The tech told me it was actually the second time, in the same day, that a squirrel had gotten into a junction box and knocked out the cable.
I'm here now, just a couple minutes after it seems to be working again. I'll join in on Skype but if I end up disappearing on you, you'll know what caused it.