Topic: freshman

i found this on myspace and i though it was really funny, so i figured id post it on here. enjoy.


Congrats....now you're the lowest of the low, Here are just a few helpful words of advice:
1) You are not cool.
2) Everyone does hate you.
3) You are annoying.

- Sex doesn't make you cool & it won't make the upper-class boys think any higher of you. So don't go around bragging about it, no one cares & then you look like an easy freshman whore.. just leave all the slutty things you did in 8th grade in middle school.

- Don't brag about the number of seniors you know. The more u brag, the more we can tell youre a freshman.

- You are a F-R-E-S-H-M-A-N.. not a "freshie" - shut up, you sound like a queer.

- Don't walk around telling upperclassmen you're not all stupid freshman, we don't care, we're still calling you one.

-Respect your teachers and your peers. Getting written up everyday and purposely failing really doesn't look cool, we may laugh but it is at you for your ignorance. If your going to waste time and school board money on bullshitting around just drop out your a lost cause and your really not that cool. people talk down about you behind your back.

- Dont think you're smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka/ or coke bottles with bacardi and snuck it onto your 8th grade field trip. We've all done it.. so don't be proud.

- Don't post things like "FINALLY FRESH!! LOLZZZ" on myspace. If anything, you suck big time.

- DO NOT think that the upper-class girls are your best friends.. they will just laugh at you.

- Stop thinking u are the shit cuz nobody even knows you.

-If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won't work.

- Don't think that you have privacy now. Once you're here.. Your business is everyone's business.

- Don't try to sit at upperclassmen lunch tables. You will be picked up and thrown onto the floor.

- Don't tell your friends that youre busy after school and tell them u have to go meet your friends in the jr./sr. parking lot, we all know your brother/sisters just taking you home.

- You'll never be as hot as the '08, '09, & '10 girls. So don't try.

- To all freshman guys, you can't get with the class of '08 & '09 & '10 girls.

- Don't try to say you're older than you really are. The way you walk, dress & talk just has freshman written all over you.

- Your name is "the class of 11." HAHA.. enough said.

-Don' t try to pull that shit "Well you were freshmen once..." STOP! We know that we were freshmen, but we arent anymore so shut the fuck up.

-The day you mess with our boyfriends/girlfriends, you'll never enjoy high school again. bitch.

- Don't fuck around. literally dont, unless you actually know what your doing which is HIGHLY doubtful you whore.

- DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the upper classmen can (& most likely will), push you out of the way. You will get hurt

-DONT THINK YOUR COOL BY
TAKING OUR BULLETIN AND
PUTTING IT IN YOUR OWN WORDS--DUMBASSES !
Welcome to hell. =]

Believe me---You CAN'T win. Have FUN being a freshman...for a fun-filled year with NO life and NO opinion whatsoever.

Sincerely,
The Classes of '08, '09 &'10

YOU KNOW!!
- If you're an upperclassman, repost

Re: freshman

naw, i'm just a wee freshman







in college

Re: freshman

That was great! lol

Re: freshman

lol..not even close I've been out of school for 9rys now..but I remeber being that shit on freshmen the only thing was I knew upperclass men...so nobody really fucked with me big_smile

Re: freshman

Funny, that's how it's like at my school.  I don't get into all that shit, but that's how it's like.