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I was out buying DVD's when i stumbled upon an indie horror/comedy called Monsturd.  After reading the back and seeing the $5 price tag, i thought about it but didnt buy it.  For whatever reason, I couldnt help but be drawn back to it, and went back and bought the film.

Monsturd Plot:
Escaped serial killer Jack Schmidt is on the run from the police and FBI after escaping from jail. They corner him and gun him down in a sewer tunnel, where he falls into a pool of chemicals dumped by the company who created it. The combination of feces and this chemical transforms him into a half human, half feces creature, who goes on a killing rampage. He kills his victims while they use the bathroom, and it's up to a group of local law enforcers to stop him from terrorizing the bathrooms at the local chili cook-off.

Check out my full review to see if this is a good movie about a killer piece of crap, or a bad movie that is truly a piece of crap.  http://www.horror-movies.ca/horror_reviews_2659.htm

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OMG - that is some crazy shit.

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It was some shit alright......

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LMAO, this sounds like my kind of film.:lol:

You know that Elvis Presley really died on the toilet.:lol:

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RIP wrote:

LMAO, this sounds like my kind of film.:lol:

You know that Elvis Presley really died on the toilet.:lol:

Who know's, maybe The Shitman got him!  lol.  But if Bubba Ho-Tep taught us anything it's that Elvis is alive and well.  lol

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Um, well, he dies at the end of the film... tongue

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Yeah but that refutes the point of him dying on the crapper. tongue  lol

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jmh314 wrote:

Yeah but that refutes the point of him dying on the crapper. tongue  lol

They found Elvis' body a couple of feet away from the crapper with his pants down and he had a heart attack on the crapper cause of all those damn pills he kept taking and he was constipated.:lol:

Must have been one helluva shit.:lol:

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I was at FYE today and saw this title for $10.  So much for a $5 price tag!  mad;)

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I would have got it for 5 bucks, Im always lookign for the good deals like cannibal holocaust 30 bucks at FYE i said bullshit Ill find it cheapier, but this film sounds pretty kool sooo ill b keeping an eye out for it

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TiM the Zombie wrote:

I was at FYE today and saw this title for $10.  So much for a $5 price tag!  mad;)

I got mine at FYE and it was normally 9.99 but it had a slash through it and was 5.99. And combine that with the .59 cents I saved with my 10% off card at FYE and it comes out to about 5 bucks.....dunno why your FYE had it for 9.99 still though......i definately wouldnt pay that much for it.