Topic: comebacks

i got this from myspace, ad thought it was pretty funny (RIP gets these all the time lol)

The combacks that dont need to happen.....

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Re: comebacks

Very good DG!:lol:


But see you are young and stuck to only 1 girl while I can have has many as I want and the best part of it that they leave the next morning and I can get me a new one the next night........Zing!:lol:

Re: comebacks

i dont have to be stuck to one girl, its just part of my code to be loyal to the girl im with.

Re: comebacks

deathgate666 wrote:

i dont have to be stuck to one girl, its just part of my code to be loyal to the girl im with.

guess us young folks are the only traditionlist (just know thats spelled wrong) around here:)

Last edited by boyd84 (2007-08-11 16:08:01)

Re: comebacks

Wait til ya'll get dumped and your true love breaks your heart. It happens to all of us. All I gotta say guys is enjoy life while you are young and do what makes you happy.

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^well thats a downer

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boyd84 wrote:

^well thats a downer

Lol, enjoy your college years is all I can say. I spent 6 years in college and never graduated and my parents pulled me out of there and my fraternity and made me work at the family company like Chris Farley in Tommy Boy but I'm a happy camper and have a good job so enjoy your teen and college years, lol.:lol:

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least you had something to fall back on, or get dragged into which ever way you look at it