Topic: When peeps get a look at my junk....
this is what inevitably happens
so, um, what's your confession?
- LoudLon
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When peeps look at my junk:
- azathoth
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When Star Trek looks at my junk:
- LoudLon
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Eh. Try again, Azzie. I want to see what you got.
The photo you posted that is. Not your actual junk. 
- MistressOf Horror
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when guys get a look at my goodies.....
- deadhorse13
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it's true, I've had to buy an entirely new wardrobe thanks to Mistress 
- MistressOf Horror
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^ and bedsheets 
- deadhorse13
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I couldn't keep up - I just line my mattress with plastic these days LOL
- LoudLon
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Jeez, you could lose an eye with that thing...!
- azathoth
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LoudLon wrote:
Jeez, you could lose an eye with that thing...!
Why do you think Mistress is on her 3rd eye replacement?
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- azathoth
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LoudLon wrote:
Eh. Try again, Azzie. I want to see what you got.
The photo you posted that is. Not your actual junk.
Working for me. Maybe it blew out your computer due to being too awesome.
- LoudLon
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All I get when I click to open the pic is "hot link disabled." 
- azathoth
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Not quite the same, but same idea-
Last edited by azathoth (2011-09-27 00:11:51)
- deadhorse13
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I proffer a new confession:
when I get out of the shower I towel off my entire body with the exception of my genitals which I let air-dry.
I am aware of no real clear reason for doing this either
sharing is caring.
- LoudLon
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Confession (this one's actually a double-Whammy) :
I don't wear white underwear for fear of skid-marks, even though I never leave any because I always use baby wipes (a habit I picked up in the army, when we'd be out on training missions with no way to shower for sometimes weeks at a time).
- LoudLon
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Sorry, Bill. I think I killed your thread with that...
- swollenguy
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A common reaction for me. 
- azathoth
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swollenguy wrote:
A common reaction for me.
- swollenguy
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^ If that’s a Peruvian star cactus, there is trace amounts of the active ingredient in peyote. Can be found in the common nursery and if processed right, good times. ( I do not advocate this)
- MistressOf Horror
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LoudLon wrote:
Confession (this one's actually a double-Whammy) :
I don't wear white underwear for fear of skid-marks, even though I never leave any because I always use baby wipes (a habit I picked up in the army, when we'd be out on training missions with no way to shower for sometimes weeks at a time).
you know Lon, when a woman does that its called " a whore's bath"
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Yeah, I know, when I was a kid and hated taking a bath my mom would be like, "Well at least take a whore's bath in the sink."
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ha ha ha ha!!
When guys see my situation: