Topic: Your Lyrics/Poetry

I know that many people here have the artistic side to them and are aspiring musicians. Well I am too, and I write parody music, so I might as well post some lyrics. Feel free to post your own lyrics/poetry. I wrote a parody of the song "1901" by Phoenix so might as well post 'em. I'd post the rest but I'm tired..

So I was bored and thinking today
While I was cleanin' my closet
There was a game I found

Re: Your Lyrics/Poetry

Well, last line are very nice.. but I'm not a good writer...

Re: Your Lyrics/Poetry

I tried to make a horror song, rob zombie style -

Cemetary Man
~~~~~~~~~~~
I'm the Cemetary Man
Clean-sweep on a Devil's land
Got this gun in my hand
I PUT THE DEAD BACK TO SLEEP

Welcome to my Planet Dread
Psychos in your head
I am the killer of the living dead
AND THE SCREAMING DEMON

Tought me to be a man
Blood on chest
Gun in hand
Crusade in my Master's land
AND MY EYES ARE BLEEDING

I am the Cemetary Man
Gotta corpse in my breath
I am the bringer of death
AND I SHOOT TO KILL

Sometimes I need me a friend
Reach down into her grave
Not even Christ can be saved
AND SO I USE HER GOOD

Chorus:
I am - Cemetary Man
She'll never know
No, she'll never know
FUCKING NEC-RO-MANIAC

You know I am - Cemetary Man
Got skulls to smash
Teeth to grind
Dead lover to find
I WAS REJECTED BY HELL

* Insert awesome smokin' guitar solo here *
Chorus.