Topic: Have You Ever Watched : Die Hard ?

Die Hard is the movie franchise that made a movie star out of TV star Bruce Willis, and created an entire action-movie genre of its own. In the original 1988 film, Willis plays wisecracking New York cop John McClane, who arrives at the Nakatomi Plaza in Los Angeles to meet up with his estranged wife, Holly (Bonny Bedelia), at her office Christmas party. As luck would have it, the company ends up in the middle of a terrorist plot led by Hans Gruber (Alan Rickman) and his gang of expert killers, and with little help coming from outside, McClane has to pick off his enemies one by one. Thus was born the

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You're not being serious, are you?

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azathoth wrote:

Why have I never heard of this? it sounds fantastic!

I know!

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Hey, I've seen that flick!  It's got that dude from the Seagrams Golden Wine Cooler commercials.  Oh, and the bad guy was God's voice in that movie Dogma.  And it had that one Russian ballerina dude, and I remember one of the bad guys looked like Huey Lewis, and there was that one little Asian dude with the long hair who was in that Bill and Ted flick.  Oh!  And the black guy who plays a cop in every movie he appears in and was on that TV show with Urkel. 

"Did I do that?"  Ha!  Catch-phrase...

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swollenguy wrote:
azathoth wrote:

Why have I never told anyone I can bench press the moon? I'm fantastic!

I know!

I try to keep a low profile.

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azathoth wrote:
swollenguy wrote:
azathoth wrote:

Why have I never told anyone I can bench press the moon? I'm fantastic!

I know!

I try to keep a low profile.

really, the moon. you are not even trying any more and it kinda hurts.

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swollenguy wrote:
azathoth wrote:
swollenguy wrote:

I know!

I try to keep a low profile.

really, the moon. you are so amazing.  I want you to do me 'til it hurts.

Uh...



...yeah.

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i'll have to check this one out! Bruce Willis is a new name on me. has he appeared in any horror films? has anyone heard of a film called " Dances With Wolves"?

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LoudLon wrote:
swollenguy wrote:
azathoth wrote:

I try to keep a low profile.

really, the moon. you are so amazing.  I want you to do me 'til it hurts.

Uh...



...yeah.

See, Lon at least still goes for the “blatant funny”

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Yippie ky yay mother fucker!

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ChainSaW80 wrote:

http://www.organicmechanic.org/scratch/mcclaneforpres.jpg

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Or, "Yippie Ki Yay, Mr. Falcon" if you're watching the televised version.

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swollenguy wrote:
azathoth wrote:
swollenguy wrote:

I know!

I try to keep a low profile.

really, the moon. you are not even trying any more and it kinda hurts.

Fine, I'll start squatting Uranus.

Better?

LoudLon wrote:

Oh...


...yeah.

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Oh yeah^

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Hey guys theres a film out there called Star Wars, and i predict this thing is going to be huge! get tickets early i heard there might be a crowd.

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^What if it sucks?

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LOL this is episode 4 not episode 1 !!

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^^
Wait, the original episode 4 or the new episode 4, and are we counting forwards or backwards, or can we all just agree that Lucas turned into a wanker?  big_smile

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there is only one episode 4 lol and lucas is anakin. once young an idealistic, now an insulated evil douche.

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survivalist wrote:

i predict this thing is going to be huge! get tickets early i heard there might be a crowd.

That's what she said.

Ahhhhhh, the classics never get old...

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lol no they dont Lon, i say that all the time. i dont care if anyone else likes it cause it cracks me up.

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Lon - I've often wondered if that was Huey Lewis in it.  I'm not sure it isn't...are you?

Maven - The Falcon thing!  Yes, always the same.  It's in #2.

Never heard of this Star Wars.  Is it foreign?

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^^
"Is it foreign?"

Why, yes.  It was filmed a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

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"May the schwartz be wit' you."