Have you heard of Cleverbot? It seems to be a badly written faux AI. I stumbled across the video where this weird dude is trying to ask Cleverbot out on a date.
Got an email from a friend I haven't heard from in ten years, and who also happens to be the lead guitarist in the band I used to play rhythm guitar for. He sent me some links to some old recordings we did. They're a bit rough, but I still dig 'em. Enjoy (if that's possible, considering how off-key our lead singer could get at times ).