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^^ You had over an hour to read the edited post before you listed #11.

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^^^ For Christmas I Microsoft Paint a santa hat onto Stuntman Mike's head. lol

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Ms.Gorefiend wrote:

^^ You had over an hour to read the edited post before you listed #11.

I did read the post, I just didn't re-read it when I came back later to post my response. lol

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Now that I have to see. I've actually been thinking of changing my avatar too.

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#15.5- Make sure there's not a girl fight about semantics running around.  lol

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In my previous time on the 'net I was one of those guys who changed his avatar often.  Only on this site do I get flack any time I change it.  But I'm a peacock, damn it!  You guys have to let me fly!

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#16 to watch out for -- telling spooky stories around the campfire.  Invariably, the killer your story concerns will be the same one who shows up later.

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LoudLon wrote:

But I'm a peacock, damn it!  You guys have to let me fly!

This is so wrong on about 37 levels.

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Don't look at me.   Look at Mark Wahlberg, he's the one I borrowed that line from (in The Other Guys).

I'll not be held culpable for his wrong-doings, sir.

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^^
OK, never saw that one, so you're off the hook.  Until you turn into a peacock.

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never mind

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You can't just change your avatar.  We need some kind of notice.

BAM!  You just got ironic'ed.

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We're going to need to create the book, "Lon's Terms of 'ed"

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Already started one.

BAM!  You just got foresight'ed.

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I'm going to go headmang'ed myself now.

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#17 -- make sure you're not staying next to crazy Ethel's property.  She's got a bomb on her.

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#18...make sure the cellar is unoccupied.

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#19 - Make sure it's not already home to a deformed psychopathic farmer.

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#20 - make sure the vehicle you arrive in has a working starter/alternator/solenoid.

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#21 - Make sure the keys to your vehicle are in " your" pocket.