Topic: Most. Disturbing. Picturebook. Ever.

Here's the most disturbing children's picture book ever. It's called "Alfie's Home" by Richard A. Cohen. It looks like it was written and illustrated by someone on 12chan.

I did not take these pictures nor do I own the book.

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/169/n9100063343793783448xr2.jpg
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/9079/n9100063343793793800ed5.jpg
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/6419/n9100063343793804131iy9.jpg
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/6429/n9100063343793814483wf8.jpg
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/494/n9100063343793824832ql3.jpg
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/1269/n9100063343794368182qs0.jpg
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/8861/n9100063343794378552ls6.jpg
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/9301/n9100063343794388985bp7.jpg
http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/6792/n9100063343794399333vk9.jpg

Morals of the story:

  • Don't trust your Uncle Pete

  • Only show your kid Dr. Seuss books

  • You can get out of Child Sexual Assault by crying

  • There's always a token black guy. Even in Children's picture books.

Forever will this drawing be burned into my mind:
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/1450/lolpedo1he5.jpg
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/7866/lolpedo2pk8.jpg
http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/9229/lolpedo3pi0.jpg

Oh god, it sure is scary.

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http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/26225246.jpg

Seriously, nightmares cometh. To hell with Slenderman, Jeff, suicidemouse.avi, squidwards suicide, and literally everything else that I have found creepy lately. This is just... wow.

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COME TO UNCLE PETE!http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/quagmire.gif

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All aboard the nope express to fuck that ville

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http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/6458/touchinvx5.jpg

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And tripod just made a meme.

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oh hai
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/7632/pedobearcopytb8.jpg

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Good god thats fucked up!

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it's even got the pedo bear seal of approval.
http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/2029/newpedocd5.png

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PEDO PETE!!! Dude, we've finally done it. Created a meme.

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Wanna see something even more screwed up?
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z224/God-of-Toast/1183514630086.jpg

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See, this is why I missed you Tripod. Things were just too normal while you were gone.

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https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/557386_4608508376310_533349373_n.jpg

saved this for Tripod's return. I haven't been the same without my inappropriate friends on here

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http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/dTsgjE1Bdas/default.jpg
"And remember kids, touching you in a place where it makes you feel uncomfortable, that, no good."

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http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/12-09-05-terrorism/AlMac.jpg

I'm getting tired of these motherfucking terrorist snakes, on these motherfucking terrorist snake planes.

(This is a photoshop of a real book that came out after 9/11 for kids. I found it.... highly inappropriate.)

Last edited by Mr. Black (2012-09-04 21:21:34)

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Did you know?

http://images.borders.com.au/images/bau/97809827/9780982713266/0/0/plain/everybody-masturbates-for-girls.jpg

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Ms.Gorefiend wrote:

Did you know?

http://images.borders.com.au/images/bau/97809827/9780982713266/0/0/plain/everybody-masturbates-for-girls.jpg

There's so much wrong with this that I can't stop laughing. Especially cherry head in the background.

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http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/4172/unclebump.png

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http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/12-09-05-terrorism/anuj.jpg

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oh god what is this abomination
http://allthingsmundane.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/baby.jpg

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http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/12-09-05-terrorism/johnny_boy.jpg

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http://img2.imagesbn.com/images/176990000/176990452.JPG

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oh god oh god oh god. this is a horrible threesome.
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o235/DUSTxDEVIL/pedopete.jpg

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^jesus tripod. I just woke up my roommates laughing.

http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/12-09-05-terrorism/Lank.jpg

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Dafaq is this? lol

http://wogglebox.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Article_StrangeBooksKids9.jpg?f22064