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Az now thats a fuckin freaked out munkey your avatar ---- it fits ya well my friend tongue

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LoudLon wrote:
azathoth wrote:

we will double punch you in the crotch

This made me laugh out loud. lol

You should pop on Skype in a few hours.  I took a nap to get ready for the munchkins, so I'm all fueled up on cuteness and laughter.  They're going to be here for a few more hours, but it would fun to tag team a spammer if one shows up tonight.  We could just cock whip him for an hour or so.

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hehehehehe

you said cock

hehehehehehehehe

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Fine, "dong whip him."
"Manmeat mauling."
"Saucy sausage slappin'."
"Beefstick beating."
"Dick destruction."
"Scrotum strangling."
"Vas deferens volleyball."
"Urethra utopia."
"Public Pubes put down."

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azathoth wrote:
LoudLon wrote:
azathoth wrote:

we will double punch you in the crotch

This made me laugh out loud. lol

You should pop on Skype in a few hours.  I took a nap to get ready for the munchkins, so I'm all fueled up on cuteness and laughter.  They're going to be here for a few more hours, but it would fun to tag team a spammer if one shows up tonight.  We could just cock whip him for an hour or so.

I was just on there about ten minutes ago LOL...I noticed you'd mentioned an impromptu movie night in another thread earlier and thought I'd see if anyone was logged on.  I'll check back in later, though.

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Yeah, try 9 or 10 PM.  I still have the munchkins to entertain.  Sydney is mesmorized by the cartoon Curious George movie (YES YES YES YES YES!), and Noah is loving the book I got him about big ships (coffee table sized with double foldout pages).  He likes big stuff since his dad is a construction foreman.  Ever see a 2 year old (he's 5 now) sitting on the steering wheel of a front loader while his dad just drives it back and forth?  Kid was goin' nuts!

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haha double punchin and skype and munchkins and cock and impromptu and  foreman make me laugh...
so glag i came here now

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^^
I'm always astounded by Demon.

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hey az you wouldmt be if I was here every day like the good ole days haha

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hey spammers ... Imma gona make a bon fire whethrt you like it or not and eat yur intestines ... since I kill spammers, itsmy off job in case ya didnt know and dirty girl is invited!

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my onjob I invite deadshallrule so wee can kill together!!!
and feast and reminence the coming times ha love ya dead and miss ya lots

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Cthulhu help us all if Demon starts putting people on rotating spits.   We might just as well hang up our socks, change our underwear, and go hide in a cave.

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Its that time of the season az... so ya all better start packin

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I just wanted to bump this so if a human spammer comes here, they will see it.  And I still have rage to spare for them.

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I've got my eyes on any spammers.
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/14/rvf605.gif

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Right now, I can't wait for tonight for my next bit of spammer meat-product.  I worked up a military angle for the next spam guy/bot.

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Heh heh, another spammer fell into our domain.  Trying to give out links to illegal sites, saying on "this page find blah blah", but he/she/it even messed up the link codes.  Dumbass.  But I got to write another reply, which makes me happy!

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And on this page, you slobbering filth bilge you will find my wrath.  You have entered the monkey military zone.  This is the very last place you want to be, including hell, because my monkeys are wise and evil.  They will stick Phoenix missiles into you rectum before launching them at gay cows who like to gobble shriveled genitals like yours.

You come into my home, spouting illegal stuff?  I will come into your bed, naked, and watch you sleep all night.  You will wake up with a naked zombie monkey diddling himself on your chest.  I will clog all your toilets, change your water supply to vinegar, and put fur shavings into all of your undergarments. 

Once I'm done, I will unleash Goro
<--- (this guy)
on you to follow you every where you go.  If you are at Denny's for breakfast, he will be sitting in the booth next to you.  If you go out on a date with the transexual hermphrodite biscuit you call "Mommy," he'll be there whispering sweet things into it's ear like "Kill kill kill."  He will steal all your sex toys and use them on your great-grandmothers corpse and send it to "America's Funniest Home Videos." He will spank your mailman, lick all your neighbors, and probably poop in your front yard in front of a pack of rabid dogs.

This is a domain of the insane, the undead, the feral animals, people who can't figure out how to plug their headphones in properly, things Lovecraft could not even conceive of putting into words.  We write the words that The Necronomicon fears.  Stephen King cries just by looking at our shampoo bottles.

Do not tread where even angels fear.  We own this patch of fear.  We will own you.  We will make you wish the Cenobites got to you first.  Run, child, run fast.  We are Legion, and we really, really hate spammers.

So f' off.

Edit- and you can't even type a correct url link.  My Cthulhu, how useless of a human are you (or human that programmed you)?

Last edited by azathoth (2012-10-18 07:57:44)

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azathoth wrote:

Heh heh, another spammer fell into our domain.  Trying to give out links to illegal sites, saying on "this page find blah blah", but he/she/it even messed up the link codes.  Dumbass.  But I got to write another reply, which makes me happy!

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And on this page, you slobbering filth bilge you will find my wrath.  You have entered the monkey military zone.  This is the very last place you want to be, including hell, because my monkeys are wise and evil.  They will stick Phoenix missiles into you rectum before launching them at gay cows who like to gobble shriveled genitals like yours.

You come into my home, spouting illegal stuff?  I will come into your bed, naked, and watch you sleep all night.  You will wake up with a naked zombie monkey diddling himself on your chest.  I will clog all your toilets, change your water supply to vinegar, and put fur shavings into all of your undergarments. 

Once I'm done, I will unleash Goro
<--- (this guy)
on you to follow you every where you go.  If you are at Denny's for breakfast, he will be sitting in the booth next to you.  If you go out on a date with the transexual hermphrodite biscuit you call "Mommy," he'll be there whispering sweet things into it's ear like "Kill kill kill."  He will steal all your sex toys and use them on your great-grandmothers corpse and send it to "America's Funniest Home Videos." He will spank your mailman, lick all your neighbors, and probably poop in your front yard in front of a pack of rabid dogs.

This is a domain of the insane, the undead, the feral animals, people who can't figure out how to plug their headphones in properly, things Lovecraft could not even conceive of putting into words.  We write the words that The Necronomicon fears.  Stephen King cries just by looking at our shampoo bottles.

Do not tread where even angels fear.  We own this patch of fear.  We will own you.  We will make you wish the Cenobites got to you first.  Run, child, run fast.  We are Legion, and we really, really hate spammers.

So f' off.

Edit- and you can't even type a correct url link.  My Cthulhu, how useless of a human are you (or human that programmed you)?

Holy shit, this is beautiful. Haha.

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Behold, HM's great furry, evil monkey lord is at the top of his game. Rip those spammers a new one, Azzy!

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^^
I was especially proud of-
"...transexual hermphrodite biscuit you call "Mommy,"

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And we have another winner with a "gore music video" drive-by.
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I think you're a tool for just popping on, not getting acquainted with the group, and am frankly offended you used horror images for this thing you call "music."  I've heard Britney Spears songs that made me less gassy.  My zombie monkey
<----
shot himself in the head, just so he could come back as an ultra-zombie and shoot me.  That screencap is less scary than what a mentally deficient ferret with diarrhea and smoking meth would look like.  If SharkMaster MexSexPlexFighter was here right now, he wouldn't even feed you to his shark "Funkenstein SuperPoop" because it would be embarrassing and make him feel icky.

This is a drive-by free zone.  You don't get free publicity here unless you bring hookers (for both sexes), a dump truck of blow, 800 gallons of fine beer, a barrel of the finest teas picked my virgin monks on the plateaus of Tibet, and two banana trees. 


And learn how to spell "Cthulhu."  That personally offends me.

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^^^ What he said. lol

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Eh, that last one was kind of weak.  I've been having to much fun at HFest to unleash the full extent of insane monkey rage fuel today.

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In response to a drive-by Indiego fund raiser (who dared wish us a good day), I present-
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You people never learn.
Here are the rules about spam-  Spammers Beware.  You don't do drive-by fund raising.

Why should we care?  We don't know you, you're not our friend.  I doubt you have any friends.  Most like because you smell like rotten fish and dress like Liberace in his "flashy period."   You probably get your toothbrush and toilet paper mixed up.  Nature documentaries are your porn. 

Have an excellent day?  I just went through a hurricane last night!  You know what I'm doing, cutting fallen branches all day.  Think about that, you pissed me off and I'm using a chainsaw all day, and I've seen Evil Dead 2.  Let that sink into that jello mold that substitutes for a brain.

We just finished a 66 hour long horror movie fest.  Do you think it was 66 hours accidentally?  Does my zombie monkey
<-----
look like an accident.  Does my name look like an accident. 

Does the fact that our members have been stabbed, cut open, shived, impaled by cars, speared by harpoons, shot by bullets and arrows, were attacked and survived the Mongolian Death Worm and the Chucacabra (at the same time), one punched the Mothman in the groin on a dare, we own panda riding monkeys with nuclear knives, penguins that like to boil things, a shark master that clubs you with his sharks, a super dog that fights evil,  and the original Sex Panther- 60% of the time it kill you 100%, the 40% you become our zombie drug mule.

Learn etiquette or I shall send Oprah, Roseanne, Ellen, and Paris Hilton over to teach you manners.  They shall bring their favorite sex toys/torture devices to show you the error of your ways.  It will be a new film sub-genre: Annoying Bitch Torture Porn.  It will be banned by every nation on Earth (except Japan), and 4 different planets.  Oddly, this does not include Uranus (That's what SHE said).

We have an unpleasant fellow here, he who is not to be named, and can be very fickle.  He's like a wizard- subtle and dangerous, and quick to anger.  He can find you anywhere.  He will dye your hair "Elton John Sparkle Suit" while you sleep.  He will steal your newspaper and replace it with a platypus.  Monkeys with glowing eyes will scratch at your windows at night.  Ghosts will watch, point, and laugh at you while you masturbate to bulls humping cows.  He will turn you pillow covers inside out, reverse your bed sheets, and replace your blankets with a Hello Kitty themed one.  All of your books will turn into "Why do I poop?"

Do you understand?  Never drive-by link drop at a horror website.

Last edited by azathoth (2012-10-30 08:11:40)

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Fuckin' A man, that was EPIC

I'm impressed, one of your best, my friend.

I particularly liked "He will dye your hair "Elton John Sparkle Suit", and "one punched the Mothman in the groin on a dare". I was not, however, enamoured with your Ellen insult sad Poor Ellen!! big_smile