Topic: Favorite Movie Quotes

Ok so ITT basically post your favorite movie quotes. Some of my favorite are from the movie Mean Girls especially Janice Ian's:

"because she's a life ruiner, she ruins peoples lives"

"Regina George isn't sweet, she's a scum sucking, road whore!"

Janice-"what did they write about me?"
Cady-"uh.. you weren't in it."
Janice-Those bitches.

"I love seeing teachers outside of school, it's like seeing a dog walk on it's hind legs."

and of course my favorite:

Guy-"Nice wig Janice whats it made of?"
Janice-YOUR MOMS CHEST HAIR!!

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''Everybody be cool...YOU! be cool''

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Hum...

"My momma always said: Life is a box of chocolate, you'll never know what you're gonna get." Beautiful!

"Houston, we have a problem."

"When I was 16, I fell in love."

"I take care of the place while the Master is away." (Yeah I wouldn't even call that piece of sh*t a horror film.)

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''I have to return some videotapes''

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Pop your tops... I think I've heard that some where.

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Bad guy: "If I were you, I'd get out of here."
Good guy: "If you were me, you'd be good-lookin'."
- Six String Samurai

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''This is gonna take Crakerjack Timing, Wang''

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"Hey, hey, hey, hey-now. Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, 'cause remember, no matter where you go, there you are. "

"Work shed."

"Groovy."

"I'm fine..."  "I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?"

"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
(Yes, I did have to copy that one, since I always mangle the first line, lol )

Last edited by azathoth (2012-10-25 10:09:04)

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Jack Burton quotes are like poetry...it's all about the pacing.

''Obviously, you're not a Golfer''.  I could just quote that whole movie...but we'll leave it a that.

''the Dude Abides''

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My 2 all times favorites are from Alien.
"Get the fuck away from her you Bitch!!!" and
"She's a Queen, she'll breed, you'll die!!!"

And I enjoy Melissa George saying "There's something EVIL in my house." in Amityville Horror too.

Last edited by kXnPunk (2013-02-10 22:18:25)

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JackBurton wrote:

''I have to return some videotapes''

My knees just quivered a little bit.  Oh Patrick.

"Boy, the next words out of your mouth had better be some brilliant Mark Twain shit because it's definitely getting chiseled on your fucking tombstone."