Topic: Retarded horrors recommendations? tell all about your fav.s here.
Hey you guys, i havent seem much for retarded stuff in awhile.
Let me know about your favorite retarded horror stuff, heres some of mine:
Buttcrack: this ones retarded as shit, some ugly son bitch who likes movies an video games,
but who always has his disgustin buttcrack hangin out his pants dies.
and his roomate hates he becuz of his crack, buttcracks sister has put a curse on the name buttcrack
so whoever says buttcrack ten times in a row then buttcrack comes crawlin out the grave!!
my best fav part is when somebody takes buttcrack out to the movies an while they are driving
the guy tells buttcrack "hey man, why dont you pull your pants up man. you have your crack all hanging
out back there?" then buttcrack says: "see man i knew you was part of the gays man, i dont'
want gays looking at my stuff thats only for the ladies." Then he gets out the car an walks home.'
i'd hate to for this one to come out on blu ray tho, unless they can censor that guys disgustin '
asscrack that hangs out his pants. would not want to see that stuff in HD.
Heres some more: i like lots of troma stuff.
Poultrygeist: that fat guy eats some haunted chicken an when he poops it rips him apart! aha
that stuff always cracks me up bad. oh ya an when he goes to get chicken the cash register boy
goes "wow! jerrod from subways! how did you do it! how did you lose the weight!."'
Then the fatman says "its all in moderation mah boy" an he orders 2 buckets of chicken.
he is also like 800 pounds of giant fatness.
i hate all the gay singing in this one tho.
citizen toxie - toxie 4: that same fat guy from poultrygeist is on here, but this time he isnt
jerrod from subways he is a superhero now! sadly he also has to blow people for treats.
street trash: street bums drink bad liqour an it makes then melt an explode.'
some more of the classics: bad taste, dead alive, toxic avenger, Hand of Death Part 25: Jackson's Back
Killer Nerd, Redneck Zombies, Shaun of the Dead, Terror Firmer, Tromeo & Juliet,
Cannibal! The Musical, Tucker & Dale vs. Evil, burke an hare.
heres some i seen but didnt like too much:
thankskillin (a turkey kills), gingerdeadman (a gingerbreadman kills), Rubber (a killer tire).
Teeth (killer vagene with teeth) while i watched the movie teeth, the one where the girl'
has teeth in here fahgene an bites dudes weiners off.
A part where they were in the car driving (this didnt happen in the movie btw.) but i was thinking
that it would of been hystarical if the girls vagene started eatin peanuts an the other people
in the car would be looking around going "what in the shit? hells that noise coming from!?"' cuz the peanuts would be loud an crunchy sounding.
an one guy in the back seat would be pluggin his nose from the awful stench of tuna.
Last edited by jr_mints (2012-10-25 07:43:56)