Ms. Alina Amack,
You obviously have not read the Spammers Beware thread. Congratulations, you are about to become part of it.
Welcome to the Thunderdome of Monkeys. There is no Tina Turner singing here, just an eternal bombardment of monkey poo for you bad taste in posting trash links here. I'd call you trash, but my trashcan threatened me with a smack down if I lowered it to your level. And since my trashcan is 2 feet tall and metal, and I'm not a grizzly bear, he wins. I call him Alphonso the Cylindrical.
You see, I had a bad day. I had a doctor cut a 3 inch incision into my groin before the Novacaine kicked in. Then the damn thing bled for 12 hours. Do you know how hard it's going to be to get the blood out of my favorite Stitch T-shirt? The disgruntles me, which disgruntles the monkeys. And as you can see
Some of them have knives. Bobo's girlfriend has a glave. Big George has a pogostick claymore sword.
If Boxlee The Fresh wasn't busy licking another spammer, you'd get him, too. And he's just freaking nuts. He once drank a gallon of gasoline just so he could pee fire on a spammer. Fire pee is amazing to watch, by the way.
I will put up a fence around your house and fill it with sheep. Why, you may ask? Because all that wool walking around will build up enough static electricity to frizz your hair. I'm that evil. I will turn your microwave into a freezer and your freezer into a toaster- but they only work that way 30% of the time. I will sign you up to both the Republican and Democratic National Parties. I will teach a pig to sing opera to your mailman. I will put purple carpet on the ceilings.
Do not post stupid links here.
Last edited by azathoth (2012-11-07 02:45:36)