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@Lon- you're right!  He's the guy from the Screaming Skull!

@Scav- I'd say about US$7 would be an OK price for it.

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azathoth wrote:

Wolfy, you be da master!

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/c67.0.403.403/p403x403/189810_338629182902596_1925668514_n.jpg

That is one fine looking specimen!  And Claudia looks pretty good, too, lol  !

i wanted to take her home with me but i think Jackie my wife might have noticed somebody else in the house. smile

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LoudLon wrote:

WHOA!  All I see is Dave's floating head beside Claudia Christian. 

He must be wearing camouflage.

big_smile

i look like a soldier don't i? smile  you have discovered my secret i  am just a floating head !

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … x-him.html

Well...that's...interesting to say the least.

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Scavenger of Human Sorrow wrote:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … x-him.html

Well...that's...interesting to say the least.

http://i.imgur.com/vqVpI.gif

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I'd get a tattoo but I'm scared of needles.

And that's a problem.

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Well, I do have to say I've never have heard of anyone getting charged for penis slapping.  I can only imagine the cops receiving the call, "Ah, my husband just slapped me with his penis."  This is too bizarre for even me to figure out.

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^ It is indeed very weird, like...I wonder if it hurt? Getting slapped with a penis I mean. I am asking because I'd rather not get slapped with one.

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When I saw Az's post above, I hadn't yet read the article and for a second had the mental image of somebody getting slapped on the penis, not slapping someone with their penis. lol

Anyhoo, yeah, dumb-ass, slapping his wife with his dick.  Yeah, that'll make her change her mind. 

Dumb-ass.

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"You wanna have sex baby?" "Nah, not tonight" SMACK. "Now that I hit you with my penis, you wanna have sex?" "Wow, yeah, now I do!!!"

Idiot. If he'd done that to me I'd have hit it with a nail bat.

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http://www.theladbible.com/sites/default/files/styles/full_photo/public/Screen%20Shot%202012-11-25%20at%2020.50.03.png

Well here is a strange fact for everyone.

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Well that certainly blew me away.

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@Lon, HQ, Scav, & Panda-
I woke up Vampy from laughing so hard reading those posts!!!  lol
Though they never mentioned if it was flaccid or erect.  I have this mental image of some naked guy running around gyrating his hips while chasing down his wife yelling, "Here's Mr. Winky!" It's so Troma-like!

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@ Scavenger... Well, I just sent that page to my gf... *patiently waits*

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Anus = "Old woman" in Latin

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^^
The more you know...

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT17JVTy9ZfU21tBKELNpDaqQ9ordvb81stQr9Te8jvX1vqsHZNGXRPIbyYWQ

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http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/20329_448568231873966_1923092085_n.jpg

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Got sh*t on, pissed on, spit on, stepped on, f*cked with, pointed at by lesser men

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The teacher asked us to find the word which were formed by the radical (sorry don't bother t search in English) of the word "peniculus" in latin lol. Penis...

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … l-sea.html

I'd say staying here is interesting, but I don't think it's my ideal holiday. Like...you're stuck in there for however long you stay (I think). I don't know, it looks good though.

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Hope you had a nice week end.

Alan Moore ROCKS!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrXU-BYT … e=youtu.be

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(I have a story for you folks, it happened to me today on the way home from College - enjoy)

So, I was on the 75 (bus) home today and upstairs was full so I was forced to stand downstairs. There was this couple sitting on the seat together that faces away from the bus driver, they were too busy eating the face off each other - that's all you need to know. Anyway, this guy from some secondary school gets on and stands beside the couple (which are sitting down, remember) and a few stops later the bus driver stops the bus very quickly and the guy from the secondary school isn't holding onto anything and goes flying into the couple and he can't even get back up. He's just lying there on top of the two. Then when he finally manages to get back up, I burst out laughing on the bus and his face is fucking priceless.

It was probably the funniest thing I ever witnessed.

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Just finished up with having my senior picture taken for my high school's yearbook. 'Twas a thirty minute, frustrating process that revolved around the position of the setting sun (meaning we had to get the picture taken before we ran out of light). Pictures...are my enemy.

edit - that's not why pictures are my enemy though. It's because I'm always told that I have to do silly things like "Smile wide" and "Say cheese!"

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^^
Nice pic, Creatch!

http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/monkey.jpg

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^ heh heh, that's pretty much it, man. Only it was taken outside. So I was a cold monkey.