Re: How old are you?
It's called a Member's Only jacket, dude. And I, my maladroit friend, was a member. That's why I got to wear one. I don't know what I was a member of, but I was a member of it. That's why I got to wear the jacket.
'Cuz it's a Member's Only jacket. For members only.
No one else need apply. Not a member? No jacket for you.