Topic: Rules for Horror fans to follow *because other people know you are
#1 Always smile at the person in the bathtub while blow drying your hair, it gives them a sense of relief
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rofl I was just thinking yesterday about an editorial on Horror Movie Rules 
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#2 Always wear a good pair of running shoes when you go outside at midnight in your underwear to investigate a strange noise.
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#3) Always wear clean underwear in case you do go outside to investigate noises.
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#4) Never make friends with Sidney Prescott...
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#5 Don't ever play with knives even if you're a pro and a bro of Ghostface.
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6. If a crazy local tells you the camp you and your friends are about to spend the weekend at has a death curse, turn around and go back home.
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#7. Never read aloud from an old book that looks like it made was from human skin you found in a basement.
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#8) If you hear a noise form the closet, you open it and a cat jumps out at you, do not sigh your relief is was just a cat...get out and away immediately.
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#9)
If you’re guy and beautiful woman suddenly appears where she shouldn’t (ie the old house you’re investigating or your isolated campsite) and she wants to get it on without even knowing your name, runaway!
On second thought wait no you should runaway.
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#10) While at a motel, don't take a shower! You're only there for one night you can live without a shower....
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#11) If your town has a history of murders on Halloween night, think of relocating to Florida. Florida seems safe.
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#12) If you're asking locals where to find a long-forgotten town, don't just assume the story they tell you about an evil presence and some unexplained murders is bullsheet
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#13] If your TV opens by itself don't try to close it. Even if it's unplugged.
Get away.
Happened to me quite a few times and no I didn't run away.
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# 14 When I call shotgun, it just means I want to sit in the front seat;)
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#15. Never stop at Rest Stops.
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#16) If the van is rocking, someone is probably getting murdered in there get the hell away, do you hear me, get the hell away!
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If being chased by a crazed killer. Do not seek refuge in a cabin! Just keep running...
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Never go on vacation without a knife-monkey. I even took one to Disney.
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#19 When I am serving finger foods its really....oh never mind;)
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#20 Like lakes. Why? Because.
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this post is hilarious. Keep the answers coming I plan to put them into an editorial 
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Thanks my General.
That'll be sweet. Like all the site anyways.
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#21 Relax, not everyone is just staring at your breasts, some are actually trying to read your horror T-Shirt
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^^^
*kXnPunk falls off his chair laughing out so damn loud the walls and floor are shaking.
I LOOOVE THIS ONE. 
Thanks for that thedeadshallrule.