P.a. 5 (Page 1 of 2)

I haven't watched any films of this series and I dont ever intend to with the number of sequels it has. Tells me the series has just become another Hollywood cash cow.

Paranormal Activity 5: Hell Underwater

Plot: The Johnson's just became millionaires from a pie eating contest, and they just bought a house under the sea. It sits in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean and what they weren't told was...mermaids have been haunting it for 34,691 years. They don't understand what they are getting themselves into, and one thing they won't be able to escape is the mighty deep blue sea.

Hell will break loose underwater when the mermaids are lose.

There's my guess (and yes, I wrote that myself).

^ Thanks, I do try.

Paranormal Activity: The Tale of the Pirate Nazi Cowboy

Plot: When the Johnson's go to a yard sale and buy a coffee maker, all they think they are getting is a simple coffee maker for $5 - what they don't know is they just bought a time travel machine. They accidentally get sucked back into 1942, and restart their lives in barren town outside of Germany, where they live in a small creaky old home. But what they don't know is, a Pirate Nazi Cowboy headquarters use to be the same building.

And he's back, and he isn't happy neither. He plans to take the Johnson's down...down to their graves and resume control just in time to help WWII.

Paranormal Activity: Bill Cosby's New House

Plot: When Bill Cosby buys a new mansion, it turns out to be haunted with spirits but the spirits won't stop tormenting him if he reunites with his old cast of The Cosby Show and reenact the show. Through a bloody, violent bloodshed the ghosts won't stop until Bill Cosby becomes their minion. How much zip zoppity boops will Bill Cosby zoppity boop in order to please the ghosts?

Yeah the ideas are endless. I say for the next Paranormal Activity movie they just get Bill Cosby to play the whole cast, including the demon.

^ LOL!

Paranormal Activity: Pork Chopped

Bruce Willis moves into an apartment in Los Angeles to find himself haunted by the ghost of a tormented pig. Willis, by calling upon the church of Vegans, seek to get rid of the malevolent porker by removing all meat in the house. As the weeks go by, Bruce Willis becomes more and more deranged as his thirst for cow and chicken flesh increases. Until he can hold it no more... and orders a ham and pineapple pizza for delivery. This angers the vengeful spirit, and it up to a retired Vegan priest to save the day.

Paranormal Activity: Diabeetus

Plot: A family moves in to an old house, but unknown to them it's haunted by Wilford Brimley, the one and only Diabeetus man who died in the house due to his diabeetus. Now Wilford will stop at no cost to torment the family, and will make them suffer the same fate he did by feeding them sugary foods..and their souls. Someone will die..a beetus.

^^
Thank you Mr./Miss Obvious.

Last edited by azathoth (2012-12-14 00:21:28)