Humorous Horror Title Game (Page 1 of 3)

Texas Spork Massacre.

Day Of The Dumb

Superb thread, I love it!

In fact, I love it so much, I'm gonna go off an utterly random tangent because I had prawns for my tea tonight.

Natural Prawn Killers
Children of the Prawn
Prawn of the Mummy
The Prawnmower Man
Prawn Shoot Massacre
and... of course...

Shellraiser!!!

^
Haha, yeah, I just thought of a nifty category title for all said shrimp films, I can't believe it didn't occur to me sooner... are you sitting comfortably cos I believe I may very well have just invented an exciting new sub-genre of a rather tired and tawdry existent sub-genre...

Wait for it...

I will call ithem...

Torture Prawn films!
Torture Porn is soooo 2010, 2013 is the year of the prawn!
Forget Hostel & Saw et al, I've just invented the next level of extreme cinema!
Prawns, and lots of them!

The future is bright - the future is prawn. Oh yes. Oh yes it is indeed.

Parking Zone

Godzilla on a Hot Tin Roof
Die Softly
Buckaroo Bonzai and his 8th Cocktail
Little Trouble in Big China
Blue Shag Carpet

The Smiling
I know who you ****ed last summer
Day Of The D*ck
Children Of The Corn In The Hood
Where's The Last House On The Left?
The Mosquito
The Nearly White Stuff Which Comes Out Of Men's D*ck
Battle Games; Hunger Royale
Unknowing
Kwown
Invasion Of The Chicken Snatchers
The Picture Of Doris Day
Frenchkenstein
The Lost Boys Which Never Managed To Grow Up
The Texas Bison Barbecue
Frankenwiener
Chernobyl Diabetes
The Good Living (The Evil Dead)
I Piss and Shi*t On Your Grave

Last edited by A Lost Boy (2012-12-17 05:43:58)

^^ Yeah.... But can't think of any bug that is more *sshole than the mosquito. The Bee perhaps?

Thin ice, ALB.  If I have to impress upon the older members to keep it clean because of minors on the board, don't think for a second I won't jump down a minor's throat for the same thing.

Of course, we could always ask Meh to make the forums for 18+ only and avoid such nonsense altogether...

The Visible Man
The Creature from the blue Lagoon (Brooke Shields)
I Spit in your Gravy
The Slumber Party ticklefight and then snacking and talking about boys until one of you is sick.
The hillbillies don't have eyebrows
Dawn of the Drunk  (followed by) Day on the John
Udderworld
The People Falling down Stairs
Coors: Silver Bullet
In the Mouth of...naw, too easy.

Count Yorga, Cross dresser
The Wolfperson
Monkey Shitchucker
Let The Right One In your Bed
Witchfucker General
Don't Look In Your Underpants
The Curse Of The Smelly Feet
The Beast Must Fart
Roar Of the Stick Insect

@Wolfy-
10+, my friend.

Last edited by azathoth (2012-12-17 16:08:49)