Topic: Humorous Horror Title Game

Thought we could start a game where we modify a horror title to make it humorous.

e.g American Warehouse in London.

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Texas Spork Massacre.

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Nocturnal Activity (suggests a exploitation film)

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Day Of The Dumb

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The Boob.

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Superb thread, I love it! big_smile

In fact, I love it so much, I'm gonna go off an utterly random tangent because I had prawns for my tea tonight.

Natural Prawn Killers
Children of the Prawn
Prawn of the Mummy
The Prawnmower Man
Prawn Shoot Massacre
and... of course...

Shellraiser!!!

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^^
You're so wacky sometimes.  big_smile

Day of the Dull.
Night of the Living Barking Dog.
I Visit Your Grave:  And Leave Flowers.
The Subtle Dead.
I Can't Find the Last House on the Left.
I Know That You Got a Sunburn Last Summer.

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Haha, yeah, I just thought of a nifty category title for all said shrimp films, I can't believe it didn't occur to me sooner... are you sitting comfortably cos I believe I may very well have just invented an exciting new sub-genre of a rather tired and tawdry existent sub-genre...

Wait for it...

I will call ithem...

































Torture Prawn films!
Torture Porn is soooo 2010, 2013 is the year of the prawn!
Forget Hostel & Saw et al, I've just invented the next level of extreme cinema! big_smile
Prawns, and lots of them!

The future is bright - the future is prawn. Oh yes. Oh yes it is indeed.

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Friday the Guy From Dragnet
Last House on the Left, Make a Right, Past the First Stop Sign, Corner of 8th and Market, Can't Miss It
From a Whisper to a Normal Tone of Voice
Dellamorte De La Soul
Lizard in a Woman's Gin
American Idol Hands
Featherface: Texas Cockatoo Massacre III
Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I Have the -- Ah, Crap I Left the Key in My Other Pants

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Parking Zone

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When a Stranger Telephones your Land Line and Politely Enquires Whether You Have Checked the Children.

Bunman, The Untold Story of the Chef who Makes rather delicious pastries that are in no way made Out of Human Flesh.

The Hills Have Noses

Henry: Portrait of an Insurance Salesman.

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Godzilla on a Hot Tin Roof
Die Softly
Buckaroo Bonzai and his 8th Cocktail
Little Trouble in Big China
Blue Shag Carpet

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28 Days Later: Shit, I'm Pregnant!
Cannibals Go Vegan.

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The Smiling
I know who you ****ed last summer
Day Of The D*ck
Children Of The Corn In The Hood
Where's The Last House On The Left?
The Mosquito
The Nearly White Stuff Which Comes Out Of Men's D*ck
Battle Games; Hunger Royale
Unknowing
Kwown
Invasion Of The Chicken Snatchers
The Picture Of Doris Day
Frenchkenstein
The Lost Boys Which Never Managed To Grow Up
The Texas Bison Barbecue
Frankenwiener
Chernobyl Diabetes
The Good Living (The Evil Dead)
I Piss and Shi*t On Your Grave

Last edited by A Lost Boy (2012-12-17 05:43:58)

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Just so you know, Mosquito is an actual film.

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^^ Yeah.... But can't think of any bug that is more *sshole than the mosquito. The Bee perhaps?

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Human Bot flies.  About 1/2 way down-
http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_th … world.html
The only thing I could come up with was "Human Robot Flies," and that didn't really work well.

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Thin ice, ALB.  If I have to impress upon the older members to keep it clean because of minors on the board, don't think for a second I won't jump down a minor's throat for the same thing.

Of course, we could always ask Meh to make the forums for 18+ only and avoid such nonsense altogether...

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He's not joking.  I've gotten warned.  And I'm cute and fluffy.
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091116223603/disney/images/c/cb/Disney_stitch.jpg

(One of my disguises)

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The Visible Man
The Creature from the blue Lagoon (Brooke Shields)
I Spit in your Gravy
The Slumber Party ticklefight and then snacking and talking about boys until one of you is sick.
The hillbillies don't have eyebrows
Dawn of the Drunk  (followed by) Day on the John
Udderworld
The People Falling down Stairs
Coors: Silver Bullet
In the Mouth of...naw, too easy.

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Ooh, sly with the Blue Lagoon one!

Ghost of Uranus
Dirt of Mars
Children of the Suburbs
Men in Plaid (this one's for you, HQ)
Trick 'r Burning Bag of Dog Poo

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Count Yorga, Cross dresser
The Wolfperson
Monkey Shitchucker
Let The Right One In your Bed
Witchfucker General
Don't Look In Your Underpants
The Curse Of The Smelly Feet
The Beast Must Fart
Roar Of the Stick Insect

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Night of those Damn Kids Again

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@Wolfy-
10+, my friend.

Last edited by azathoth (2012-12-17 16:08:49)

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The Liquor Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

The Devil's Backside

Jacob's Bladder

House on Steep Hill

When a Stranger Falls