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Make sure her second name isn't Downer.
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Hahaha Hope so. Wouldn't mind a Roxy, Betty, Lucy, Lilly or even Crazy either. 
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Punk, meet Debbie. 

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LoudLon wrote:Punk, meet Debbie. 
Debbie Downer is a looker. 
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I'm glad I didn't say I wanted her. 
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Why??? She's cute. Well talking about cute, I'm off to the Strip Club to see my sweet hot Marilyn striiper girl which isn't only cute but way cool. Have fun!!! I sure will. 
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A cute girl at a strip club? *Does not compute*
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My name is Indigio Montoya and you killed my father, prepare to die.
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Scavenger of Human Sorrow wrote:A cute girl at a strip club? *Does not compute*
How long as it been since you went to one??? I don't know about in your place but here they are all bombs.  And woah, the one I got tonight [sadly Marilyn wasn't working] was the exact twin of Lindsay Lohan which was absolutely PERFECT for me. So yesss, what a great time. H3LL of course. 
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The last time I went to a strip club was 1994. I was a bouncer at a bar; we'd just closed down for the night when our new DJ offered to take me and my buddy Ronnie, the cook, to a strip club under the 2nd Street bridge in Louisville. We got there, ordered drinks, were kicking back. The DJ then offered to buy Ronnie and me lap dances. I got this very attractive black lady, a body to kill for. I'm sitting on my hands (weren't allowed to touch the girls back then, couldn't tell you if it's the same way now) and enjoying it. I look up smiling. She smiles back. And the first thing I see is she's missing three teeth. Last time I ever had a lap dance, too. 
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^^^ Mwahahaha Well understandable why you didn't go back. But yeah, you now can touch ALMOST everywhere. Which I'm gonna tell you, the Lindsay boobs size were great to grab. HAHAHA
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I don't think I'll ever find myself in a strip club. Not interested in the creatures that are lurking in that habitat.
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^^^ For me nothing's better than naked girls so...
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There's the threat of touching something sticky...
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Sticky=Nice 
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I'm talking sticky as in adhesive.
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So am I. Hahahaha Alright, off to bed, my Succubi are calling me to go join them in that nightmare world I love so cya tomorrow gang. That's if I don't die during the night. 
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Night Punk. Don't let the bedbu--succubi bite. Actually you might like that. 
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Effectively I did.  They were in a marvellous state I can assure you. The problem with these Demonesses is that when I wake up, I feel even more tired than when I went to sleep. Mwahahaha Good SINday to you all my HM friends. Hope you have a great one. May it be Demonic to the top. This made me laugh.  
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Oh my son, don't cry for me Because I'll take you off this cross And don't duck I saw your body walking in the dark without a soul
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^^^ That's normal, my best friend Grim Reaper sucked it all up. That is wild. Pretty interesting too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FDSdg09df8
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Speaking of my good friend, would you please??? 
Hahahaha 

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Calling the SPCA. There's 2 cats left behind in a store down the street from where the bf lives. There was a big fire in the apartments next to this store. Store looks cleared out with a notice on the door. Odds are they evacuated and left the cats. I saw them sitting in the store window just like they always did before. Hope they get them out and back to the owner.
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^^^ That's weird, I mean how the H3LL could anybody leave their cats??? I can't understand at all. Luckily the SPCA will take good care of these poor guys...
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