Creature's Imaginary Rock Fest - 2013
When? July 2nd - July 4th.
Where? My House.
Why? Because a man can dream.
July 2nd (my birthday)
TOOL (25 song setlist, w/ MJK at the top of his game)
AC/DC (with Bon Scott resurrected!)
The Beatles (all 4 back together again - Paul invites me onstage to play the riff to Day Tripper)
John Lennon (He's so awesome to me, he gets his own gig after the Beatles are done)
The Who (and they're like 20 years younger & kicking ass - smashing EVERYTHING to pieces for the finale)
White Zombie (YEEAAHHHHH)
Bob Dylan (1966 concert...debuting Like A Rolling Stone all over again...crowd erupts in anger over his conversion from folk to rock 'n' roll)
Rage Against The Machine (ohhh yeaaah)
FRANK ZAPPA (resurrected from the dead w/ a 100 Song Set List!)
Led Zep comes out and nails it
Comedic break, George Carlin does an hour of stand up.
The Doors (A zombified Jim Morrison flashes his weener to the crowd - like the supposed Miami Incident all over again)
Black Sabbath (it's 1973 again and Ozzy is Fu*ckin' rocking)
July 4th (Last Day of the Festival)
The Jimi Hendrix Experience (Oohooh, FOXEY LADY!)
Nirvana (Kurt Cobain blows his head out again for the show's closing)
Alice Cooper (back with the original AC Band!)
The Stooges (It's 1969, okaaaay! War across the USA...)
Leonard Cohen (During the show, Leonard reveals that he actually is god and the heavens open up..just in time for...The Floyd).
Pink Floyd (50 song set list, the entire band is back together again, and even Syd Barrett comes on stage and plays a few songs)
And, the last band of the night/morning...
Deep Purple. Smoke On The Water.
Some dummy with a flare gun burns the place to the ground. THE END.
Last edited by The Creature (2013-01-12 23:44:07)