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I lost my shit after reading the Roseanne Barr part lol

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OK, I messed up here.  The guy wasn't trying to be a dick, and I jumped the gun on this one.  I'm the dick this time.  I already altered my post on his thread, so I'm getting rid of this post, too.

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And this one.

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-snip-

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And also this post.

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-snip-

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And this post.

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Happy sunshine and lollipops and rainbows and kittens lol

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OK, in case you didn't figure it out, I hammered a new guy that didn't deserve it, and dragged a few others in with me.  Not their fault, all mine.

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Bad Az... you're taking others to your very own hell  hmm  roll  neutral  yikes



I let the smileys speak for themselves lol

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Good job, the content is block due to copyright.  Now you're gonna get it.  First you don't reader the Spammers Beware thread, and then you link us to copyrighted works!


Instead of my usual verbal assault, in deference to my latest interest, I shall insult you with a series of Slender Man pictures, my newest employee.


He has no eyes and he knows you dress like a Liberace-juggalo mashup.
http://static.themetapicture.com/media/funny-Slender-man-Disney-cartoon.jpg


Slendy commenting on your wit.
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/364/9/d/slenderman__s_facebook_by_nightstarrxtx-d5ppche.png


He farmed out his stalking work on you...
http://www.stuffistumbledupon.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/slender-man-meme-slender-slide-dance-lol-funny-pictures.jpg


He even has a Slender Monkey companion to bother you.
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/27729995.jpg


Picture day at Nightmare School.  Your's should arrive in 4-7 business days.
http://ih0.redbubble.net/image.12190766.8070/flat,550x550,075,f.jpg


Yep, have fun.
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/23960218.jpg


This is OUR forest. Leave.
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRpPrac-SSGC572F4_En6RUxuYKNkPUBcHJ-5baGfNnQGmR6f062ELZxsI65A


And, finally, this is what we say to all spammers.
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQrvHpUM4EJacomNCkAw36l10sMiXlIoOkpUyZdjmYikqUspB9zZQ

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azathoth wrote:

Reported.

We don't do free advertising here.

What I think is that you have not read the Spammers Beware thread.  Your insolence shall be punished, in song:


F-f-f-f A-a-a-a N-n-n-n C-c-c-c Y-y-y-y
Fancy, pants!

[Spoken]
We can have pants if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't have pants and if they aren't fancy
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where spammers will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can have fancy pants

[Sung]
We can have pants if we want to
We can leave the spammers behind
'Cause spammers don't have pants and they aren't fancy
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where spammers will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can have fancy pants
PANTS!

We can go when we want to
The night is young and so am I
And we can anti-spam from our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry
Say, we can bash them if we want to
If we don't nobody will
And they can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile
Monkeys!

[Refrain]
I say, we can have pants, we can have fancy pants
Monkeys out of control
We can be fancy, we can be fancy
We're doing it from wall to wall
We can have fancy pants, we can have fancy pants
Everybody look at your pants
We can be fancy, we can be fancy
Everybody takin' the cha-a-a-ance

Spammer dance
It's not safe to take the chance
Spammer dance

F-f-f-f A-a-a-a N-n-n-n C-c-c-c Y-y-y-y
Fancy, pants!

We can anti-spam if we want to
We've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse spammers, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right
I say, we can anti-spam if we want to
We can leave the spammers behind
'Cause your spammers don't have pants and if they aren't fancy
Well they're no friends of mine

[Refrain]

It's not safe to spam, oh it's good to have fancy pants [6x]
Is it safe to have fancy pants
The anti-spam pants
ANTI-SPAM MONKEY FANCY PANTS!

Thanks to-
source: http://www.lyricsondemand.com/onehitwon … yrics.html

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And another drive-by link spammer-
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madeincatalunya wrote:

And here is my picture.  http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Man_In_Diaper.jpg

Fool.  Be happy that's all the energy I have today.

Read the Spammers Beware thread before complaining to me.  Someone tried that last week and I turned their Facebook into a MySpace page.  Yeah, I'm that good.

And reported.

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Those damn Mexicans!

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Ah, Ms. Tammi, you thought you were clever by posting a few real posts before you plopped your tripe down?  No.  I'm the end of spam.  I rewrote a song about anti-spamming (and it included monkey and fancy pants).  Do you think you ever had a chance to sell your furnaces here?

You should have read the Spammers Beware thread.  You did not, and I cannot take any responsibility for any creatures that emerge from your colon from this point on.

For those who will not see this post, I shall quote it for you, so you may know what utter stupidity is (keep in mind, the turd-leach already post 4 deflecting post)-

tammi6523 wrote:

Are you looking for the right Furnace to decorate your new home?
Are you trying to keep your old room up to date with heating system? Houston heaters -http://lh3.ggpht.com/_2VEaTPMR9yw/S8XBAb7AbzI/AAAAAAAAAgU/AgXlH4iGkSE/funny_woman_fail%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800 - have what it takes to make decorating easy for a better home living.
It offers home heating system tips and ideas...

I slightly rearranged your post to more line up with your intelligence level.

What kind of brain fungus invaded your brain to make this seem like a good idea?
http://cdn02.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2013/01/justin-bieber-trying-to-be-better-after-pot-photos-surface.jpg

OK, good retort, but not good enough.  I control the Fulci-Uwe-Cronenberg-King-Ustinov protocol.  People here call me, "That Batshit Crazy Dude that eats his Own Pants."  You came to the big boy store, armed with a a toothpick and some Preparation H.  Beside my man over here
<---
with the nuclear knife, I have a whole damn brigade of panda tanks.  You know how little pandas give an f'? ><  That much.  It's less than your brain cell count, believe it or not.  They feed off doom fear and explosive bamboo, so they can missile-fart you into the sun.

You have offended me so much, I will bring in Jimmy-
https://sites.google.com/site/vervemonkeyproject/Home/images/web-images/Jimmy_arrest.jpg https://sites.google.com/site/vervemonkeyproject/Home/images/web-images/jimmy_on-couch.jpg

Doesn't he look nice?  No, he's a dang monkey god and will suck you colon through your eyeballs, and he only answers to me.  I do not tolerate foolishness.  I am only the first level here.  Soon my masters will obliterate you. You should be happy for that, for the ministrations of Boxlee the Fresh and Chibbles the Sharp would be less kind.

Do not try this again.  For next time, I will ask Charlie Gaston to intervene.  And he gets grumpy when I interrupt his baccarat game.

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Yeah was wondering about this one. H3LL, spammers getting wise. What a mad world we live in.

Great job azathoth, another skull on the side of your plane that's pretty skull covered now. lol

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Good job *thumbs up*

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kXnPunk wrote:

Great job azathoth, another skull on the side of your plane that's pretty skull covered now. lol

Want to borrow a few?  They could make a nice dinner set.

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They'd make more than a dinner set lemme tell you. They'd fill a whole village. lol
But yeah I'd like some. I love skully stuff. AND stickers.

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I'm still lafin at az's "...transexual hermphrodite biscuit you call "Mommy,"

I dont know

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This is why I should never take "me time." Az, that was gold.

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Hi Keith,
Go read our Spammers Beware thread.  Then come back and apologize.

If you were a regular member here, posting your pleading for cash for your bronie fetish film would be OK.  But no, you just skipped that whole part of getting to know us, creating some relationships, and just decided to shove the shampoo bottle right up our backsides right at the beginning.  Not cool, man, not cool.

There was a time when I was a gentle, loving monkey.  I would pet puppies, give Thunderbird to hobos, and not set hermaphrodites on fire for a quick laugh.  Now, I'm a bitter and despondent used engine manifold with no hat.  I liked my hats.  They were jaunty and colorful, and often would sing duets with me.  Now I deal with people that expect free advertising and beg money while my elephants are busy building chimneys on the Brooklyn Bridge.  Pretty cool, actually.

Did you know that Cthulhu wears a XXXL-sized jockstrap?  Now you do.

Tina Fey doesn't like you.  Liberace finds you too flamboyant.  Naked mole rats want you to wear more clothes.  Piano wires turn to string cheese so they may eat themselves rather than dance with you.  You were responsible for Breakdancing 2: Electric Bugbear Edition.  When Papa Smurf hears your name, he has explosive ass-fire.

There is a story about a girl named Goldilocks, who came across a nice bear family's house.  They cut her head off and ate her entrails.  The end.  Lovely story, yes?  The sad part was first they painted her purple with pink polkadots so they could laugh at her.  Do you know that your toilet laughs at you behind your back?  Trust me, the Maytag Man told me all about it.

When hell is full, the dead shall rise and eat all your underwear, then sell you to the underpants gnomes for one handful of cat lint.  The gnomes will have you shave honey badgers with VHS copies of "I'm Gonna Get You Sucka."  Your movie will be rated slightly lower than Ben Stiller, Vanilla Ice, and 1/2 of a moose dropping.

So, in case you didn't figure it out, you broke basically every rule of decency that hummus has.  And I'm not really sure what hummus is, but it sounds cool.   Like some sort of ultra-evil weapon that makes no sense:  "Bring in the UltraHummus Monster DongGun!"

Learn some manners.  So spoketh the monkey.

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Kneel down to the monkey's wise words.
I for one worship him.
Everyone should too and I'm sure a lot here already do.

Yeah, even you should Keith.

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I don't know who this Keith is..but he sounds like a douche!

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I missed a spammer?? Shucks tongue