Topic: The Deadhorse Depreciation Thread
aka Dr. Stwangelove, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the slight butt-hurt
he creeps cool and slow, with plenty of precision,
with a back-beat narrow and hard to master...
'sup, kiddos? it's been awhile!
first off - to thee powers that be: thanks for the demotion of rank without word or warning. I realize I'd been scarce, but a perfunctory email or a cursory reach-around would have been appreciated, ya'll know how deeply sensitive I am.
so...any-who, what's new? what's the good word? what's the bad gossip? who left? who stayed? who's been banned? where all da hot indescriminate singles at?
who caught syphilis? who's holding? seen any shitty films lately?
and most importantly - where the hell are all my harem girls at? (ya'll know who you are)
talk to me. talk at me.
bestow upon me your fevered adulations and exhaltations.
relinquish to me your finest virgins and fashion gifts made of bones from your strongest warriors.
admit your deepest fears (aside from me returning, that is).
express your darkest desires.
let me bum five bucks, dammit.
and I, in kind return, shall consider sharing strange perverted wisdoms from lands beyond the stars...
and maybe even some trivial crap about horror films if I'm feelin fancy, who knows?
oh yeah, and kiss it