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If I have a question, I kick it upstairs.  Normally I deal with 1st  day & post spam/spambots.  It probably doesn't have any real effect beyond letting the modsters know it's there, but it's a hobby and some people get some chuckles.

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Cap Howdy wrote:

It's very rare that a spammer would have the foresight to sign up 5 years in advance so you were probably safe wink

Good point! Perhaps I'm a professional spammer!  smile

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Seriously, spam for a locksmith website?
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Hey Coreheyu,
Almost everything you just said is incorrect, but I'll be sure to look into your fine locksmithing skills!

Now piss off with your spam.
Reported.

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You are on the ball my friend.

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http://www.ohmagif.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/monkey-stealing-drinks-at-beach.gif

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anybody have some spam? i'm hungry.

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^^
Heh heh, I have a new vid I found for the next spammer.  big_smile

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This is the 3rd post for this illegal linky scumball.

Monkey fury shall be unleashed at this point.  I thank Punk for his help in whacking this fungal growth before I got here.  After 3 of these, I get annoyed, even after Vamps & I had a fun night.  I'm not even bothering to link to the Spammers Beware thread.

You, jism182 (that's a helluva name), have intruded into the most depraved site ever conceived and executed with military precision.  At no point is someone not watching for filth like you.  We just need to wait for the big guns to show up to cram your posts into some nether region you could not conceive (if we all had that power it would turn into a singularity).

The MonkeyFunk©
http://www.monkeyfunk.net/files/0_1.gif
will soon be assaulting your car's innards, replacing everything with string cheese and cheesy poofs. 

Run as far as you want.  Cheeky the Chill will chase you to the ends of the earth.

http://grist.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/coat_monkey.png?w=424&h=308

If you want to play with the big boys and gals, you better bring a damn nuclear howitzer, because I have a monkey with a nuclear knife and a damn battalion of panda tanks.

Begone.

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^^^
You're very welcome my dear monkey friend.
I was so freaking annoyed by this craphead you can't believe.

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^^
Oh, I believe it- I created a new monkey for him.  big_smile

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^^^
Sweet!!! BTW these monkeys up there just RULE!!!

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Another illegal linker.  Poofball bellywacker.
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Hey Ritshitkarma,
Go shove a Slurpy up your ass.  Good looking out, Ghosty! big_smile
Back to CelebritySlurpyAss-

http://sales.enesco.com/business/ProductImages/4031135.jpg


Yes, yes you do.  So much so that I'm going to Windigo your ballsack all the way to Uranus (heh), then slap you silly with this fish-

http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/funny-fish-fart-so-hard.jpg


Your mom called, and she said she wants your chromosomes back.  Your dad was a Vorgon, so he doesn't give a f' about you.  Nor do I.  Vampy said she wants to, "Make small incisions into your navel and insert flesh eating slugs."  That's my girl, she rolls hard!  Behold her glorious friend, Rose the GangstaSlug.  Pretty, yet deadly.

http://image.blingee.com/images19/content/output/000/000/000/798/753883962_959505.gif


Begone you lecherous mold of inanity.

Last edited by azathoth (2013-05-06 01:38:59)

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Like I said in the soon to disapear thread isn't it strange that it was the exact same type of post that the various other ones the other night???
Looks like the same bastard to me.

But man these picts and words you've put out once more, FANTASMABULOUS!!! big_smile

More Skull stickies on your plane.

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^^
Thank you, Vampy will be happy to hear that.  She's very proud of her Gangsta Rose Slug.  I really need to get more input from her- she comes up with some interesting things.  She said something along the lines of Rose pulling their intestines out and putting them down their throat to be a self-human centipede.  (But don't tell her, she said it was to gross to post.) lol

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^^^
But, but, but, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!! Mwahahahaha

Really cool hang 5 her gansta style from me will you??? smile

But man that alien is very disturbing, especially after another all night up like now. lol

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Honestly, I sympathize...it's the reason I shut the forum down on my web site years ago...just too hard to weed through the sign-up requests/forum spam...didn't have the time...

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That's because you didn't have a monkey. Ours rules all!!! big_smile

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You try to spam here, you have:

A monkey horde
A panda tank battalion
Vampy riding Rose the Gangsta Slug
Lon's Acerbic Wit
Howdy's BanHammer
Punk on overnight duty
And a few others

And they think the have a f'n chance?  Fools.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9m-Hn6IBBaw/UWf5rnqBx9I/AAAAAAAAG1M/cRdKV8UloHU/s1600/monkey-gun-laughing.gif

Last edited by azathoth (2013-05-10 09:12:47)

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Daaaaaaaaamn, Vampie's hardcore, yo!  I'm glad I'm friends with her old man.  Do not want to be on that broad's bad side.

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What's up, Lonnie? It's your old pal, Garden!

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Hey, man.  I saw you were back last night but I've been a touch on the busy side lately.  So here's my official welcome back:

Welcome back. big_smile

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smile thanks man, good to be back!

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Man these last ones annoy me like H3LL. And I'm sure it's the same asshole. Anyways, I'm fast on the report button click so thanks a whole lot sir badass LoudLon man. You cleared it pretty well.

I bow to your powers. lol

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Illegal file sharer again.
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F' you and all your ancestors with a giant wolverine.  Get the hell out you idiot!  I will bring Karma the Just to whack off your wang and shove it up your nose.
Assnugget-glory power is strong in this one.
Freaking anal birth.
Begone.
And reported.

Last edited by azathoth (2013-05-15 06:11:28)

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Ah, our illegal link spammer.  How nice for you.  Start reading the Spammers Beware thread.  We watch, we ban, and we punish.  And no one here will ever use your malware infested links.

Don't worry, you won't be lasting long.  Vampy is suiting up in her "Death Mistress" garb.

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs42/f/2009/074/4/1/Living_Death_by_Vampy_note.png


I'm farming out work recently because it gets tiring running around inserting maces into idiots' rectums every night (no Punk, you're not getting a picture of that tongue ).  Instead, I'll give you this pic of Chuckles the Redoubtable riding a bull straight towards this protoplasmic misuse of organic materials' rectum.  You'll have to imagine the next frame-

http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f2/56589d1244857559-mags-sjs-operation-gay-peacock-bull-riding-monkey-demotivational-poster.jpg


I donate this patriotic skull to all those who enjoy my ravings.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8bsZOZT-h9E/UVXAG5Rsl7I/AAAAAAABUBs/ZtZiNceMcns/s1600/IMG_4551.JPG


And I have acquired my first monkey xenomorph, Xavier the Spiky.  I'm sending him with Vampy for a test run-

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Q61iNKaVbMg/S9w6GLEYV3I/AAAAAAAAAH0/9g1G52ZEbFU/s1600/alien.jpg

Now poop-stain spammer, learn a lesson today.  We know you are the same person or bot by the same person.  We'll track you down, Howdy has some mad computer skillz.  Yes, he is this hardcore-

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-cHGHZnq2JSs/Ta7wxHOxY6I/AAAAAAAAACI/CVsxKRHpGgU/s1600/programmer.jpg


Don't return.  But if you do, I'll be here.  I'm always here.  And I am a rage monkey.

Begone

Reported

Last edited by azathoth (2013-05-11 03:50:41)