Re: SPAMMERS BEWARE

Another illegal linker.
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Nope, nada, no sir.  I'm the resident rage monkey.  I'm not going to even link to the Spammers Beware thread, because I hate you with the fire of a thousand fire-pirahna pissing gorillas.

https://59f21ade-a-62cb3a1a-s-sites.googlegroups.com/site/vervemonkeyproject/Home/images/web-images/monkey_piranha_vatican.gif?attachauth=ANoY7coarIfEn4cms9tRoWLBaKcLGxS2AKsVpFgPrioaPLuGRmsmC7LrI04gGIlZ2WAG36Xqnhd6sevsAm1GJrOXpzAUmACs7ouaK_XGiAmT-CXQ7JZ9x_cIAKYOz9Htlhq-2ti8iQ7Tnll1I9MSuJxHq8-6X2nYojuxjSqvUWdH7081x8DZ7t_6ATiT5gdQyxMmWG9kLBCacoya7-EUO7I-5lCtqcdShC8YnGcCKymIIpe5QDlRl3_yXu1VnPiwFPkBHIDD-39KujteVfuatp-QU2DPl9Hg2w%3D%3D&attredirects=0
(Thanks Lon)

Now away with your ickiness.

Reported.


[edit- I hate it when I put up 2 consecutive posts, and the first is at the end of a page.  Everyone misses the 1st one.  sad  ]

Last edited by azathoth (2013-05-11 06:47:06)

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I'm loving Vampy Death Mistress AND also everything else. Yeah damn bots...

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Spammer ALERT!!

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Someone spamming in the middle of the day?  Moron.
Thanks Ravie!  smile
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Part 1
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You assless non-monkey freak.  We do not tolerate spammers here.  I have an army.  I have a new addition-
Sweet the Silent.

https://sites.google.com/site/vervemonkeyproject/Home/images/web-images/Infiltration_Cat_Sweet.jpg

Looks cute, yes?  Hell no, she will wait til you are asleep and then remove your genitals and replace them with spiders. Big spiders.  Your colon will become known as "that place where all the bad worms come from."  You can not run, you can not hide.  You can just leave and never come back.

This is a place of horror, and I'm not talking about movies.  I'm talking about the members.  We have aliens, a werewolf, a monkey with a nuclear knife, something called Punk, and RamBear.  Remove thy filth from our domain.

And reported.
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Part 2
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No.
You will watch as we shove cars up your ass.
Spammers Beware

Reported.

Last edited by azathoth (2013-05-15 06:14:06)

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^^^
MWAHAHAHAHAHA
Damn you're insanely funny. lol
Thank you for being that way.

And more Skulls on your plane.

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hahah good one Az

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Our nightly spammer returns!
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Ah, you're back for a fresh rectal cleansing!  Since you persist in violating our Spammer rules, I shall oblige you.

It takes a certain tenacity to be such a useless bag of malformed genetic material. 

You=
http://positivetv.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/blob_fish_main.jpg

+

http://access.nscpcdn.com/cppops/features/w/wnew_ugliest_dog_2006/i/ugly_dog1.jpg

Wow, it's like The Hills Have Eyes, except even more mentally deficient.  You make the official turning point of the abyss if humankind dies out.  Probably because 8 billion people will commit suicide to get away from you.

I'm bringing in a specialist for you, Karate Chop Phil-

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_e4cGlI1a934/S2HlY1OTQmI/AAAAAAAAAUY/4bhWaz8uZiE/s320/kangaroo.jpg


He's Australian, so he has to deal with nightmares every day.  For you, I had to pay him double, he was so disgusted by your very existence.

Go crawl back into that toilet you call home.  Don't come back.

And reported.

Last edited by azathoth (2013-05-13 02:00:08)

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Really pissing me off, whatever ad agency it is that assaults this site nightly with its spam-bots.  We need tougher screening for new registrations.

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^^
I forget what you have to do to sign up.  Maybe put in a rotating question (like "what is the name of the planet" and "say horror"), but with like 20 of them.  Temp fix, for sure, but <shrugs>.

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That first dude is ugly.
But yeah, what a damn annoyance these bots are.

Good job monkey. Once more.

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Another night, another spammer.
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Go read the Spammers Beware thread.

I'm just getting ready to go on a semi-vacation, and your punk ass has to show up.  Do you how many different ways this annoys me?  Let me express it in terms of my monkeys-

Boxlee the Fresh, who likes to put his tongue on you.
https://sites.google.com/site/vervemonkeyproject/Home/images/web-images/Boxlee_TheFresh_Small_2.jpg


Chibbles the Sharp, who still won't tell me what he does to his victims.
https://sites.google.com/site/vervemonkeyproject/Home/images/web-images/Chibbles_The_Sharp.jpg


The glowing monkeys, which come to you once you fall asleep.
https://sites.google.com/site/vervemonkeyproject/Home/images/web-images/glowing_monkeys.png


Karma the Just, which dispenses justice with all the passion of a rage monkey.
https://sites.google.com/site/vervemonkeyproject/Home/images/web-images/Karma_the_Just.jpg


The monkey bear, who 3 seconds after this picture was taken, ate all those bears.
https://59f21ade-a-62cb3a1a-s-sites.googlegroups.com/site/vervemonkeyproject/Home/images/web-images/monkey-bears.gif?attachauth=ANoY7cpoq_waPQ-iBwLvfcO3ZnII5uBBlH0RZklDxhoHw2iJ0gTs9ScKBRRVtZfDKoTYnCubvG6aovJRSWblVatPC9MBd2AdZPvnwrZT6uyP-O6M9L1ljj-JuGJc5sjQoLIK0n9khByTCbfywsdNJwHGejH1wPLVb6Rj8udB0jMAC6J4RkuhUbmBfgleqAFCkDnWH_vVAOZNwZkRLs0m3drlI-3syFRs-XTIaw59icPvJOQnNNkJ3yplKpv0Jb4LvKTcbo2Ruayo&amp;attredirects=0


Chuckles the Redoubtable, who will follow you around 24 hours a day, just pointing at you and laughing.  You try and poop with that happening.
https://sites.google.com/site/vervemonkeyproject/Home/images/web-images/crazy_river_monkey.jpg


And my wife's Rose the Gangsta Slug.  She'll just f' you up like a hurricane just because you pissed off her boss's husband.
https://59f21ade-a-62cb3a1a-s-sites.googlegroups.com/site/vervemonkeyproject/Home/images/web-images/Gangsta_Slug_Rose.gif?attachauth=ANoY7cpjVMmev0Z3VWobFox5RRdir5h_zr65e-kCmYjcPa2MCp7ItFGfv7qxpptDIs9NwGsX6-tfO18c-9o0kVdIrjxBxbecA2OPBLvOvcUtt__LvQD5gUGueyMgrZiJ0Ll4ZyGnyfb6Lw7NiJJdUc6rcC5fKNA7Ap8IEVP9zIzsnpvZShK7dlsElelWAfHJ0ORuExETCk19zAbAgAIe4wuoMN_8BUjFuEE0gL-ZdUsRhI8Ab1SHbI1INxUtYIZevc3ikvWwAgXfWeggBXRkKaqG9WG7XbZ0ow%3D%3D&amp;attredirects=0


And I didn't even get into the pandas, Tantalos hounds, sharks, aliens, or Lon.

We don't want you here.
And reported.

Last edited by azathoth (2013-05-15 05:31:44)

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There have been a lot.  I've reported 4 in the past 48 hours or so.  Don't these guys have anything better to do? I think it would be cool, down the line, if Meh could implement an email verification thing before you can post and a full 24 hours to be verified before posting.

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Most of them are bots.  An email verification would take care of a whole lot of them.  I don't know how hard that is to implement.  Until Meh figures something out, I'll be here, waiting for the tangy taste of spammer flesh.

When I'm off at the in-laws I'm going to create a site just for the HM army.  A pantheon of light, if you will.  Shouldn't take more than a few hours.  Then everyone can see the myriad of funk being dispensed against these jackalopes.

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Talk about a lot...I just now finished deleting THIRTY FIVE POSTS from the same spam-bot.  I haven't seen that kind of flooding here, like, EVER.

Meh, we need a Captcha confirmation or something!

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...and no sooner do I finish banning that member and deleting all 35 posts, then I go back to the main page and a NEW spammer has just posted three spam messages.

This has now gone from "ridiculous" to "truly fucking pissing me off."

EDIT -- make that 30 posts from the previous spam-bot.  I think Cap beat me to the other five. lol

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Oh jeez, I go out to get gas and iced tea and I miss 35 posts?!  Not that I could come up with 35 funkadelic responses in less the 3 hours, but still,  poop!

I can't wait to get to the in-laws.  I'm hooking up the Wii and just farting around for an entire week.  No job stuff, I'll check in here occasionally but I'm taking a break from being the monkey defender.  The only HM thing I might do is check out Skype on the weekend, and create a site for all of the glorious battle animals in the HM army.  I really need a f'n break from everything serious for a bit.
Even the monkey needs a break once in a while.  And oh, do they have some awesome breakfast diners out there.  Nom nom nom nom. <farts>
I'm classy like that, lol .

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I've always said Azzie has class flowing freely from his brown-hole.  Up top for the monkey man! *high five*

Enjoy your respite, brother man.  In about a week I'll wish I could join you.  My mom AND my youngest nephew AND my youngest niece are coming to stay at my joint for at least a month

Dammit.  Why can't kids just stay in school all year round?

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Dude, what's with the long visits?  You're a great guy, but from what I recollect, there ain't jack to do down there.

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azathoth wrote:

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Most of them are bots.  An email verification would take care of a whole lot of them.  I don't know how hard that is to implement.  Until Meh figures something out, I'll be here, waiting for the tangy taste of spammer flesh.

When I'm off at the in-laws I'm going to create a site just for the HM army.  A pantheon of light, if you will.  Shouldn't take more than a few hours.  Then everyone can see the myriad of funk being dispensed against these jackalopes.

And I try my best, too.  I've always been one of the few on constantly in the off hours of the day (between 3-8am eastern time) so what little I've always been able to do ,I make sure to do! Have a good few days off with the family, Azzy!

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Yeah azathoth, LoudLon is probably the worst thing to happen to these fucker bots. lol

And like OldLaughingLady, I'm always in here late nights. Well most of the time. But yes, we definitely need a capcha stuff or something to cut them off.

And enjoy your family thing my good monkey friend. smile

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azathoth wrote:

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Dude, what's with the long visits?  You're a great guy, but from what I recollect, there ain't jack to do down there.

That's kind of the point.  Shit's so crazy back home (the whole reason I moved away to begin with) that mom comes down here for the peace and quiet as often as she can.  Kind of defeats the purpose bringing two of the most hyper-active kids you can imagine with her, but try telling her that. lol

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^^
Opium.  Lots and lots of opium. 
(Yes, I'm kidding.)

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Make them watch Horror flicks with you strapped in their sofas. They will not be hyper-active anymore I can tell you. lol

Good luck anyways my man.

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With a title of thread like Watch Star Trek Into The Darkness Online, this one was asking for Death to slash him up. I went easy on him, I just sent one of my numerous Balrogs after him. lol

First of all FUCK NO!!!

Second of all, we don't like your kind here we have an army that just LOVES to destroy people OR damn bots like you. So I'll just send my good buddy after you so you'll die a painful Grim Reaper sucking your soul time. Disapear and don't come back here. Wanker!!!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zpdoima21qlv22zo1_1280.jpg

Last edited by kXnPunk (2013-05-16 03:12:18)

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^^
Nicely done.