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^^^
Hahahaha Nice one. And great Ash quote in it too. big_smile

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Always make sure you have plenty of Hypnocil in your medicine cabinet

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45)  When investigating the local "haunted house," always bring someone that runs slower than you.

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#46 Never take the knife as a weapon. Grab the Nailgun or the chainsaw rather.

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If you're a hot girl who's 21years old, yet born in 1973, and your Grandmother just died and left you the family farm; read the note about your cousin "Jed" in the basement. It will save a LOT of trouble. Oh, and you're in a really shitty movie... sorry about that.

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# 48^^^^^There is a way around dont visit the house sell it for whatever you can get.

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#49) Don't you even think about running upstairs when a killer breaks into your house!

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#50) When you manage to hit the killer once with your weapon of choice, don't stop.

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#51 Don't order food from take out spots, the dude'll probably die and what you think is the food coming will certainly be the killer at the door.

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#52) If you ever adopt, be it a baby boy or a nine-year-old girl, do your research before you adopt them.

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#53-
When there is potential trouble, back your car in for a quick getaway.

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#54) Don't, for the love and honour of all that's holy, mess around with spiritual forces and what-not. You may just get possessed.

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#55  Never ever ever, take short cuts recommended my locals.

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#56  Never run into a room, lock the door, then stand in front of a window.  Why do they do that?

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#57 Whatever happens DON'T SCREAM when you see the killer entity. You'll die anyways so it's useless [and annoying] to scream.

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#58 Don't open the box.

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#59 When slashed open, eat your entrails, might as well enjoy something tasty before dying.

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#60 -- Never open a medicine cabinet.  You may think you're alone but when you close it, the mirror will reveal a psycho killer standing directly behind you.

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#61 Don't go upstairs, don't go in the attic, don't go in the garage, don't go in the basement.  In fact you should get your gun, lock the door and sit in the dark and pray for sunrise.

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#62 When calling the cops dont tell them you're being attack by ghost, demons, or aliens, tell them a bunch of terrorists are trying to blow up america.

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#63 When you find a safe closet or cabinet to hide in, give it about ten seconds and then go look for a way out...

OR

When you find a safe closet or cabinet to hide in, immediately look through the slotted opening to see if the killer knows where you are...

Then

Back up into something that will make a loud noise...

OF COURSE

Once the noise is made, immediately check to see if the killer heard it.

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#64) When you hear the killer in your house, don't say, "Who's there?" It's not likely that they'll say, "Hey! I'm in the kitchen. Can you come down and tell me which knife is best for stabbing you to death?" No, when you hear a strange noise, you run in the opposite direction.

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#65 Dont ever run into a closet unless it's a panic room with tv's that can see all over the house plus has guns, swords, and grenades.

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#66 aerosol bottle plus lighter make cheap flame thrower for fighting aliens but be cautious it could back fire inside house..............kids use common sense don't try this at home.

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#67 -- contrary to popular belief, shooting an air tank will not cause it to explode; all it will do is leak and hiss.  So if you find yourself face to face with a giant killer shark, shoot the fuckin' shark instead.