Topic: Surviving on Horror Vixen Island

Here's the deal. You are trapped on a desert island with the following three horror babes - Megan Fox, Kristen Stewart and Lindsay Lohan.

http://www.fhmonline.com/images/media/100sexiest/200803312102575236346_Megan-Fox.jpghttp://www.hotgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/kristen_stewart.jpghttp://mediaswirl.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/lindsay-lohan.jpg

In order to survive the island and be rescued by a scantily clad Milla Jovovich, you must complete three difficult tasks.

http://amolamoda.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/milla-jovovich.jpg

1. Choose one of the vixens to survive with you. (Presumably for a hot threesome with Milla eventually.)

2. Choose one vixen to eat so that you do not die of starvation.

3. Choose one vixen to skin alive and turn into a tent to protect you from the elements.

Leave your answers below. Who lives? Who dies? It's for you to decide. smile

Re: Surviving on Horror Vixen Island

no Christa Campbell - no play LOL
http://gallery.oneindia.in/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=753466&g2_serialNumber=3

or Diora Baird, I'm a little flexible wink

Re: Surviving on Horror Vixen Island

Sorry I wouldn't wanna rescue any of them. Now put Jennifer Love Hewitt  or Alyson Hannigan on the island it's fair game but I'd kill them the three mentioned by Blood as I have no love for them and save either Hannigan or Hewiit  lol and keep Milla to myself! wink

Last edited by BlackTequilaKiss (2009-08-02 16:00:54)

Re: Surviving on Horror Vixen Island

I will kill them all for there is only room for one vixen lol

Re: Surviving on Horror Vixen Island

Ok, time for a rule change.

You can choose any three horror babes you like to either rescue, eat or skin but you are still going to be rescued by Milla Jovovich because she's the only one with the right beach background in her pic. smile

Re: Surviving on Horror Vixen Island

rescue: Megan Fox
Eat: Kristen
Skin: Lohan

Re: Surviving on Horror Vixen Island

Rescue Megan, sans the hands.  Those I'll fashion into weapons to kill and eat Kristen Stewart, then skin the Lohan.  It's the only logical choice, as consuming Lohan's flesh would indubitably leave me strung out on whatever drugs she'd consumed pre-mortem.  Definitely not usda approved. When the spectacular Milla arrives, we can use Megan as a flotation device until we find some more reliable mode of transportation.

Re: Surviving on Horror Vixen Island

Save: Foxy Fox baby, with Milla that'll be quite a blast!!! lol
Eat: LiLo, more meat.
Skin: Bella.

Re: Surviving on Horror Vixen Island

Why am I even doing this?  I'm a sick puppy...  big_smile  And, where did you dig this one up. Kpunk? You musta had to dig deep

Skin- Lohan
Eat- (if only) Megan
Save- Kristen

Re: Surviving on Horror Vixen Island

Looks like I'd never be rescued.  I'd just as soon kill all of them and spend the rest of my life masturbating all alone on the island than touch any of those crudded up skanks. lol

Re: Surviving on Horror Vixen Island

What the hell is going on here.

Save: Megan Fox.
Eat: Kristen
Skin: Lohan

Re: Surviving on Horror Vixen Island

LoudLon wrote:

Looks like I'd never be rescued.  I'd just as soon kill all of them and spend the rest of my life masturbating all alone on the island than touch any of those crudded up skanks. lol

MWAHAHAHA Sick bastard!!! lol

Re: Surviving on Horror Vixen Island

Underdog wrote:

And, where did you dig this one up. Kpunk? You musta had to dig deep

I don't know it just showed up, not even sure I'm the gravedigger. big_smile

Re: Surviving on Horror Vixen Island

It was a user named ApocalypticAmnesia.  I have a bad feeling whenever a new user posts only once, in a many-year-old, long-forgotten thread.  Usually that means it's a bot which randomly selects a thread to post in, but this particular user's post doesn't read like an automated entity, so, we'll see.

Re: Surviving on Horror Vixen Island

^^^
Still a fun one. smile

Just that having to eat my sexual über fantasm is extremely troubling. roll