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^^^
Thank you but I'm far from your mastering of these posts, still have lotta crumbs to eat. lol

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Another one... Damn these bots.

You just diserve one thing.

THAT:

http://s2.favim.com/orig/28/horror-kill-Favim.com-239891.gif

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Good looking out to Punk on this one, who caught it before me.  Quality apprentice so far.  Standard stupid linker, by the name of Epic[blahblah].
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EpicFail, you have posted a day too late, for the monkey is back.  We have an Anti-Spam policy here.  I was on "vacation" for a week, so now my taste buds are dying for the putrid flavor of spam flesh.  This is what I do.  I and Punk are the outer perimeter now- you do not pass, you do not get to go to "Go", and you don't get to go to "jail."

You get this-

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4471123712/hD13B0946/


-because I have the resources of H3LL on my side now.  Before I was merely Lovecraftian-

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/s320x320/216131_142983659103317_673610_n.jpg


-but now I have new fiends on which to switch your finest china with sex toys, replace all your bedsheets with erotic fan-fiction of Cthulhu and Barney Rubble sheets, and make all shrubbery and/or trees in your yard turn into 100-foot-high anal plugs that are signed with, "I am a spammer!  Love, EpicFail."

I am the rage of this site.  I never quit, I just take vacations.  But I will always drink the blood of the spammers-

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MHPIiI6SXlk/TQ8OVFwI4kI/AAAAAAAAEqQ/TnKvT9vPpvw/s400/kappa_650-tm.jpg


Take yourself away, I'd hate to have to pay the recycling fee for our organic recycle guy/thing-

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3-i_8usTMtY/TjWy-DxzQkI/AAAAAAAAAzQ/zBwjnzTcJgk/s1600/howard_the_duck_xl_01-film-b1.jpg


Get the picture?  That's how evil I will liquify your ass.  Now begone to your most sacred place, the place where tube socks are your friend.

And never return.

And reported.

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Yeah. All hail the HM Anti-Spam army.
We KILL!!!

Glad to be your co-pilot sir.

Very cool story/pictures once again master. big_smile

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rojijack334 wrote:

Through teaching them about life his way, Aidan gradually discovers some of the parts of himself he couldn't find.

He created 3 different thread with different titles but always that über weird crap...

So I posted this...

What in the fucking H3LL is that???

Spam, meet Spawn. He is gonna send you to nowhere land.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/2c301ba8d49e7459b597ea8aa6402932/tumblr_mij6nuIk9u1r72395o1_500.jpg

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Well it's that time of the night where these damn bots post 2-3 post and run away so as I miss azathoth our great HM Monkey Knight with a damn load of Skull stickers on his plane I posted this. I don't pretend to have his talent for hilarious writing but I'm doing the best I can to someday be a master as he is.

FUCKING H3LL DUDE WE MISSSSSS YOOOUUU!!! Damn yeah we do...

Listen up you Crap Bot, I AM THE MACHINE's BOSS and I don't like you coming here to post this shit because

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6tm2o7zVt1qzoxabo1_500.jpg

and I have some balls. Some EVIL ones.

http://media.tumblr.com/eb3e844190c76c56b8874545f3ce5d85/tumblr_inline_mnwc9hze7y1qz4rgp.jpg

So get away bunch of zeros and ones and I hope that MY OWN even more full of Evil zeros and ones than you Robot will make you understand just • and ‡ from now on.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxa9fllDcc1r4v2bso1_1280.jpg

Reported. Of course...

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I finally come back and what is the first post I see?  Yes, a spammer.

Nope, no way no how.

I was taking a nice break to recharge my batteries.  You do not violate our Spam Policies, you dickless festering toad.  Bring your army of spam-cake foo-foo diseased Tribbles; I have a Bobo, and he will rock you like a hurricane until your eyeballs are deposited on Uranus (heh).

Bobo, if you would please...

http://jameskennedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/funny-pictures-mortal-kombat-monkey.jpg

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OOOOHHH HE'S BACK!!! WOOOHOOO!!!

Man was about time, was quite some job to trap them all without you around.

Glad to see you're alive my monkey friend, we all missed you. A LOT!!!

LET'S PARTY!!! Cheers buddy man boy monkey dude. big_smile

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Nope, try as you might, I'm always here.  (His 3rd post of the night, but some mod is on the ball tonight; they are deleting them faster than I can make fun of them.)

Ah, the joy of spammers.  You always annoy me with your constant refusal to follow the Spam Rules.

You didn't even rate the "Short Bus" for school, you only rated a "Short Horse"-

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2130408/retarded-running-horse-o.gif


But you are so cute when you play in that very personal, disgusting way that you do-

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2148238/retard-deformed-girl-lol-o.gifhttp://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100811/1000/animated_gif_selection_07.gif


I'm calling in a special consultant for you.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/5b7876dd93cb51c9de0d8dc0f793dba7/tumblr_mnkq7b3kmk1ssbna6o1_500.gif


Begone from here before I have ferrets rub your naked body with Italian dressing-infused tofu.

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That was me, deleting never felt so good.  Just like old times

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Hahaha azathoth, that horse is freaking WEIRD!!!

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@J- Yeah, I forgot you are Moderiffic.

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Dude, you so sad you weren't even the first spammer to post a White House Down link.  What a failure you are.

You know when you're running around in a field, playing frisbee or whatever, and a shaggy kangaroo saunters up and kicks your groinal area into next week?  No, well get ready, bub.

"Yeah, bitch, I'm lookin' at you."
http://jmdonellan.typepad.com/.a/6a011168597440970c015432af6823970c-320wi


I have a question- do spammers do things normally like other people?  For instance, when driving a car, do you get inside and use the pedals, or do you just stick your wang into the exhaust pipe and push really hard?

http://i1243.photobucket.com/albums/gg556/bigironvault/DSC03383.jpg

Read our rules.

Now remove thine pustulence forthwith.

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MWAHAHAHA A Stormtrooper fucking a car, now that's one I've never seen before. lol

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One of the 3 crap posts bot was back.

I trashed this in his binary teeth...

You brainless intolarable slime larva you should read our rules and hide away in you crater full of mud because we don't want stupid crap like this here.

We have a good way to annihilate peefaces like you.

And it's called Kill, Kill, Kill in a bloody mess.

http://wiserblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/death-squads_el-salvador1.jpg

Fuck you and go post your 3 threads elsewhere.
I fart and barf in your face repeatedly.

Reported crap bot.

Last edited by kXnPunk (2013-06-30 08:10:26)

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^^
Nice, very descriptive.  big_smile

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So our 3-movie post spammer came back with 4 separate threads.  I had fun...

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Tsk tsk, Mr. Spammer Squidgy.

Who let the dog out?  I did, and he's going to use his razor-frisbee to chop you to pieces.

http://www.fspskateboarding.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/92.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0-5XNCfKT5w/TdBoGBieVqI/AAAAAAAAATM/so_-izF04pw/s1600/behading+dolls.bmp


Now shamble back to your miserable existence...

http://i4.ytimg.com/i/CAZgpCDeISyoMO5xANpu8A/mq1.jpg?v=502184c3


And don't forget-

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0047/4642/products/Scoop_your_Poop_11x17_large.jpg?33


Leave before I let the Panda loose.

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Ah, look, a two for one spam wanker today.  Joy.

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/350/f/9/_id__by_go_die_somewhere-d5o7914.jpg

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And for the three-peat!
I find it amusing that this thread is named for a sport.  Very well done.

Now...

http://cdn.meme.li/instances/400x/26751836.jpg

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Wow, a quad-spammer!  Pay attention folks, this is rarity. 

We get to see the spammer at work-

http://global3.memecdn.com/Super-fail-cosplay_o_126710.jpg


And his professional model picture-

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/p480x480/297371_217055998343427_903431_n.jpg


Mr. Kitty knows the score-

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTX2sR8eijxLiz03Qh-4iwlzvZPhFRnQ_JQFagmY_PVwX6PEUXqig

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^^^
Yeah I tried to be disrespectful to the max. lol
But you's...
Mwahahahaha I missed these man.
The Chinese Star, I WANT!!!

Masterfully done. Another Skull... big_smile

Last edited by kXnPunk (2013-06-30 17:36:32)

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Not much more I can say really. lol

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44j3syZkK1qch4f9o1_500.gif

REPORTED!!!

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Another trilogy of crap bots. Funny enough, I got the Pun Stop Bots Question. Can't be more fitting. lol

http://s3.favim.com/orig/38/asshole-fuck-fuck-you-mthrfckr-quote-Favim.com-313917.jpg

YES.

Reported.

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Good job.  Here's a porcupine bomb.

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Thank you HM Monkey Night Buddy Friend Dude You.

BTW, I'm building a Gorilla Piloted B-52 FULL of Skulls for your next catch. big_smile

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Multi-spammer!

Part 1-

Nope, not on my watch you turkey baster of hippo phlem.  You violated our Spam Rules, much like a violated your great-great-mother's corpse last night.  Then I flipped some flapjacks and did a little dance.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/202134/kids-dancing-to-crazy-frog-o.gif


I think I'll call you Buttercup, you masterpiece of chomosomal prolapsed turkey anus.

http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/121/031ece98b909790f96053e0bd7085c31/l.jpg


Now leave before I get serious.

And reported.

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Part 2-

You fools always come back for more.  Is it the sweet stench of failure that brings you back?  The shame of your microscopic wee-wee?  Perhaps you are a mere puppet run by a hamster wheel and the left foot of a snake.

I have a guest that would like to say a word...

http://media.moronail.net/images/stories/dg_pictures/1004/4099.jpg


I know, he's subtle.  Not as subtle as when I use your skull for a punch bowl, though.

Piss off, donkey.

And reported.

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Part 3-

Thanks for the heads up, Punk.  big_smile

So you're going to triple time us tonight, El SpamWank?  I'll be back in 10 after I'm done triple §§§ing all your female relatives, in alternating inverse sine fashion.  I'll fractalize them in all the right (or is it wrong?  hmm) €Ç∑¢s.

I'm done with you tonight.

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Another 3 parter tonight-
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Our friendly illiterate spambot returns.

I shall fight idiocy with a horrible movie character, KillBot from Exterminator City (2005).

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRRgeif06lpYvN0_D5qWV-Hs4ydigFcpcaW7JEQ3yoL7uKjiQejvw

Twerp.
And reported.

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SpamCycle of Rotational Raccons-

Nope, posting more links won't help you.  In fact, it makes me want to raise up your hemorrhoid level to Pirate Snail...

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/108000/Snails-Of-The-Caribbean---108273.jpg


Now you can use your own slime to soothe that which was caused by Juggalos of that special flavor.

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs25/f/2009/247/1/e/Juggalo_Furries_by_MilenkoFoulcraze.jpg


Go lick a porcupine.
And reported.

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And part 3 for tonight's sweeping away of the garbage.

http://www.theguys.org/Monkey/Months/January/days/YotMDay05_25Jan.jpg

How does 3:42AM sound?

(And reported)

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hellrat wasn't impressed either:

hellrat wrote:
  • It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

  • Silence that fellow, I would he had some casuse to prattle for himself.

  • What a caterwauling dost thou keep.

Last edited by azathoth (2013-07-06 00:44:51)

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Well good job my friends. Here you go as I promised.
A Gorilla piloted B-52 FULL of Skull stickers. big_smile

http://media-cache-ec2.pinimg.com/550x/9f/32/00/9f3200ada4e4ee4c9247c5539e3f834c.jpg

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^^
That wins all the awesome.  big_smile