Topic: Better Lock Your Doors!
Here, you pick one horror movie character to role-play - be that a protagonist or an antagonist. The situation is that they are all staying in a huge abandoned mansion (wow, how original I am!) and people are breaking in to kill them. What happens?
To join, you state the character you're choosing and then say something that that character would say. I'll start.
Character: Esther Coleman/Leena Klammer from Orphan
Well, I think someone's trying to break in. F*ck it, I'm getting the hammer.