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#68 Never steal a leprechaun's pot of gold.

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LoudLon wrote:

#67 -- contrary to popular belief, shooting an air tank will not cause it to explode; all it will do is leak and hiss.  So if you find yourself face to face with a giant killer shark, shoot the fuckin' shark instead.

#67.5-
Or ride that shark like a boss, a la Crotchal FlexPlex Sharkmaster style.  smile

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#68 DON'T rent a damn cabin lost in the woods. You netter get a room in a Hilton or a motel rather. Unless the Motel's name is Bates.

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#69 Remember to wait one hour before going into the pool after sucking someone's blood.

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#70 If you see a Bloody girl hitchhiking on the side of the road, keep going. She'll certainly kill you if you get her in.

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When pooping in the woods, always remember to bring the paper

AND THE AXE.

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#72 Always flip a mirror at night so it's facing the wall.....Dont worrie that bang is the stupid ghost hitting the wall.lol

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#73-
If you ever find yourself in a horror situation, use the signal-

https://sites.google.com/site/vervemonkeyproject/Home/images/web-images/batman_signal.gif

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#74 Always make sure you clean your knives when sacrificing someone.

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#75) Don't make some smart-ass remark to the killer. Because if you do, that's how your life will end.

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#76 Never eat food or drink stuff you find on the spot. Bring yours and watch it very well.

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#77 Never trust any child with white hair.

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#78) Don't type "I did it for the lulz" three times into a chat site.

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#79 -- if you ever drive down a lonely road in the dark of night and suddenly see a little girl in your headlights, DO NOT SWERVE.  She's just a ghost, so you'll drive right through her, thus avoiding wrecking your car and leaving yourself stranded in a ghostly alternate dimension.

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#80 Whatever you do never say Mary or Candyman 3 times in front of the mirror. Or suffer the consequences.

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#81..If you walk into a house and it tells you to GET OUT!  You should probably leave quickly

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kXnPunk wrote:

#80 Whatever you do never say Mary or Candyman 3 times in front of the mirror. Or suffer the consequences.


#80.2 If you can't resist saying candy man or bloody mary 3 times wear a scary mask so when bloody mary or candy man show up you end up scaring them or better yet set them up together on a date. Even ghost get lonely.

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^^^
Hahahaha

#81 When they say you're all gonna die, believe them, you will.

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#82 Always lock the door check under your bed and closet before having sex.

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#83
Never turn your back on a monkey unless it's your monkey.

Yeah, I don't always hire the most reputable ones...

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQlWDXFYbN7t7E-UIp08sBWvXxTxeb0F6kVYBH0vgfkBp1V4CPc

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#84 Never insult a doll.

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#85 send more paramedics

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never use batteries in your flashlight because they'll never work anyway.

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#87 Smoke w33d because most dope heads make it out alive.

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Never kill the caretaker of a razor blade owning monkey.

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