Re: SPAMMERS BEWARE

azathoth wrote:

^^
That wins all the awesome.  big_smile

Hahahahaha Yup. big_smile

Last edited by kXnPunk (2013-07-06 11:50:59)

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Hahaha azathoth the one you took off was MAD. They pissed you off a whole lot as I could read in my notification. lol
Made me laugh.

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^^
Motherfuckers will pay.

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^^^
Oh YES they will.. Violently.

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A 3-parter spammer.  Enjoy.
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#1

I really need to bookmark the Spammer's Thread.  I'm guessing you're asking, "Why?" 

Because you are...

http://freshnerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/useless.jpg


See what I did there?  I reduced you to a hobo pissing on a wall with social commentary!  Do you know how that makes me feel?  Ever have a girl put her hair curler where the sun doesn't shine?  Well, what the hell are you waiting for- take her out of the closet!  (Damn idjits)-

http://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/11-7/jQ7SkjzLZQ-12.png


Just to conclude this without me dong-smacking your sister...

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRp5tXeaBCedN6UqA7OcTYKkLeuEyO9Gtn5mVaKNdXgkBM48XA6rQ


Now get the hell out of here.  I have eaten testicles before.  Don't join that group, you masturbation sock.
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#2

Number 2, eh you sexual perversion of nature?  Seriously, how do you wake up in the morning and look at the freaking genetic mess that you are and not rip off your head?

Even this dude thinks you are a waste of protoplasm...

http://grist.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/specimenvault_ratresized.jpg?w=600


You useless thing.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5456334592/hA3234577/


I can't imaging how much you pay your dead relatives to have sex.  Have some pride, man... at least hire a cockroach.


Reported.
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#3

OK, keep saying that to yourself...

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/1319278336/hC4933E24/


That's it.  Just, no.

Reported.
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No worries, my urine shall enturbulate and cause transmogrification of the cockles. 

(Did I seriously just write that?)

Last edited by azathoth (2013-07-25 15:19:10)

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Pam spanking the spammers....
===============

Good looking out Pam.

I find this picture funny, and I was trying to find a "banana up the wazoo" pic for this jackalope.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6619759360/h1638A57B/

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Oy, it makes one wonder how someone programmed this spambot while they are obviously missing around 40% of their cranial structure and probably 5 chromosomes.

Something like this, I'm guessing...

http://i736.photobucket.com/albums/xx4/DimondLight/wtfman.jpg

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Now now now, don't be mean to the asshats.

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000127599/polls_asshat_1427_283634_poll_xlarge.jpeg

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Thanks Azy, I'm kind of partial to the scene in Little Nicky where Hitler is getting it up the rear with a pineapple.

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lol Great work, Azzy!

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You aFREAKINGnnoying sick bot!!!
I hate you brainless zeros and ones.

http://media.tumblr.com/ceee7846e1d46eb5afd7c16a828a4a0f/tumblr_inline_mhi6s0ELjO1qz4rgp.jpg

Reported sucker.

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Reported fucker.

You freaking bots are really getting me utterly annoyed.
Why don't you post your crap on Twitter or Facebook instead of disturbing our peaceful and nice community huh??? You're not even real, you're just a bunch of fucking zeros and ones put together by some idiot that as too much time to loose on his hands.

THAT'S the only thing you deserve... I HATE YOU!!!

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs41/f/2009/053/a/3/Stupid_Robot_Fish_by_theanimaster.jpg

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Had a tri-member spammer smack down tonight.  Good on Tri & Punk.

============
First some of Tri's goodness-

Tripod wrote:

For posting here I sentence you 25 years of rough sex with this tranny and no mercy. How dare you post here. Now face the wrath of the fat tranny.
http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/db_070_BigBoy.jpg

Tripod wrote:

You will pay for spamming HM. I will make you suffer and I will feed your bones to NeckBeard McGee. His neckbeard will scratch your face and he will proceed to eat your face. Watch out for NeckBeard.
http://lolbot.net/pix/6724.jpg

Tripod wrote:

Look guys I found a picture of the spammer.
http://www.davidandrewgrant.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/fat_man.jpg

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AzzyTheAskance wrote:

Ah, the tri-spammer chromosome void.  SMH.

Aww, shaddup, listen to the cup...

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2409/2283728285_c01d635167.jpg

And reported, you slack-jawed malfeasance of all that is incorrect.

http://i1228.photobucket.com/albums/ee449/UnitPrime/Pooties/6a17d1bf.jpg


And... reported.

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Hello, jaimatedolalalalal, you bagless burrito of CheesyPoofs©!

Welcome to our abode, where we all dance to 80's music and wear fluorescent plaid.  Sexy, no?

http://img0.etsystatic.com/001/0/5328641/il_fullxfull.389753052_p6ny.jpg


NO!  It's not sexy you narwhal aphrodisiac trumpet stuffing octopus taxi!  It's absurd, dangerous, mentally deficient and has a soft, chewy chocolate cream interior.  Mmmmm... chocolate wieners...

http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4023/4621732696_2c3638d908_z.jpg


Flap off to fairy land where you can wear a leotard and dance with penguins to "Louie, Louie." 

You --> http://lh4.ggpht.com/_FQ_CYAm3SyM/SrbzHIbhXiI/AAAAAAAAags/mW04p3Hr8YY/2009-09-20%2023.46.44%20-%20Copy%5B7%5D.png?imgmax=800

And…
Reported.
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And jamaijabberwocky the frugal spews his 3rd spam of the night.  I have more flying penises (penii ?) than you have brain cells.  Not sure if that's good for me or not, but it does mean that you 'Do not pass Go,' 'Do not collect your mom's underwear,' and 'Please report to carpet de-ickifying station immediately.'

I had to mention this somehow.  So "you + somehow + flavored paint chips" =

http://cdn.mgsrvr.com/q-qr/asset/53068/images/badges/not.gif


And you know what?

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/37409797.jpg


Get out of here, you freak.  Salad indeed.

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTlbgGumKRumUya2QIsvyyL3yBvbEYM3NkrbgZyI-yLwIWDXAPVPA

And ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> Reported

===========================

Punk was our cheerleader.  His triple-axel split into carbonite was a thing of beauty.  Not a dry eye in the house.

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Mwahaha a cheerleader, I like that.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2352/2432052731_94483f6f0a.jpg

lol

Good job guys.

Last edited by kXnPunk (2013-08-16 03:37:58)

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Our 3 part spam-bot again.  Sigh.
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Mr. Nekahalakkawakkkawoo,

I believe you have irritated my friend [Possum].  This is unacceptable.

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSnw0YdfrsvQdczqKPRe-oruadiQkm8PCSONzJ_GtLdnlaId_FCmg

Reported, you squid diddler.

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Dear Sir NehakaNumbNuts,

It has come to my attention that you have invaded our Zone of Funk.

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRs_JUf99_b-wvDksv4TkxnQm2G5uncpSbYt9No-GOwQ2ugjaLB

Apparently it is now Cherry Colored.  OK peoples, who is coloring the funk this time?

http://www.thepapergallery.net/-Morgan/79090.jpg

Oh.  Never mind.

Where was I?  Oh yes,

Get the funk out of here NehakaCheddarDong.
And...  reported.

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FloridaPossum wrote:

Bitch slap!

Oh my, NehakaNoodleNoggin, you've just been pwned by a Possum!

I imagine it looked something like this.  Ouchy.

http://hrbekistan.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/possum-eat.jpg

http://www.illinoiscarry.com/forum/uploads/monthly_04_2013/post-3474-0-55645900-1365205430.jpeg


Go away.  You annoy me.
And....
reported.



Tripod wrote:

I sentence nehakalulongshittyusername death by killer cheeseburger
http://www.dudelol.com/img/my-favorite-face-swap..jpeg

Last edited by azathoth (2013-08-20 02:21:50)

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Mwahahahaha Awesome.

But not these damn bots, they annoy me so freaking MUCH!!! Grrrrrrr...

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I can't believe I missed out on this. Atleast spammer got what he deserved big_smile

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floridapossum wrote:

Looks like I got here just in time to Bitch Slap someone!

So did I.

Die violently and painfully motherfucker.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/c0de7456075c966a2f6c7381ca9c9c17/tumblr_mrfxq2M2pA1sek251o1_500.jpg

REPORTED.

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Woot!  Spammer time!

(edit- Double Woot!! I got them in before Lon erased his ass.)
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#1

PossumAwesome wrote:

bu bye


Ah, fresh flesh for the monkey.  My nightly meal #1...

Ya know, some people say, "Hey, you know that cool mofo monkey azzy?  The one with the funky ship?  He's all cool and sheeit, yes?"

http://www.mofodeluxe.com/images/monkey-ship.png


Aww hell no!  Let me introduce you to Lester the Fresh.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2832226304/hD9BE146E/


Here is where I rank you on a scale of
"Annoying" to "Your Face Looks Like a Sloth's Scrotum"-

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4485803008/h96E68793/

Now begone.  I have things to do.  (Don't you wish you knew what they were.... mwahahahahahhahaha!)

And reported.

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#2

floridapossum wrote:

Assholio


He he, my friend has beat me to your beatings ekst.... oh f' it, can't you at least pick something easy for me to mock?  Jerk.

http://static.kanogames.net/web_assets/images/official/developers/dev_totaljerkface.png


I know what I'll do to you....

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/ndr1qM0s80g/maxresdefault.jpg


That is all.  And... reported.

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#3

Possum&TossEm wrote:

Reported

Weak, my dear.  Tsk tsk lol

Onwards to more BS handling…

Ey ey ey, you spambot, you.  So sexy with your smooth words.  Your velvety caress of loving warmth.  To quote Ice-T,

"Shit ain't like that!"
http://cdn.necolebitchie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/6197_icet.jpg

"It's real fucked up!"
http://www.piranhakeeper.com/itempics/signstockmetalamazinglyenoughidontgiveashit001.jpg

"God damn what a brother gotta do to get a message through"
https://sites.google.com/site/vervemonkeyproject/Home/images/web-images/monkey_high_five_face_slap.jpg

"To you freakin' idiots to stop posting here! {paraphrased}"
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSFrTVE3zSKdArMCEFrNm44nTjZe1BjRRyevbEeSvInXStv0NXF

No go away.  I'll have early Ice cap yo ass.

And...
..
.
Reported.

Last edited by azathoth (2013-09-07 06:13:36)

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Damn that bot...

But great inspiring [mmm well] stuff you've put on azathoth. YOU RULE!!!

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^^
Yeah, they can't all be gems.  sad
Be happy, you got your own movie night later on!

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^^^
Oh I am...

I'm actually do that now. lol

http://31.media.tumblr.com/593dffe4b2ade88a595b39168d6c4ea6/tumblr_ms0c4mta801s3y9slo1_500.gif

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^^
Oh good, you're a 2nd-rate Vanilla Ice coked-out dancing iguana.  lol

Oh, check your PMs.




edit-
I think I'm going to make up a webpage for my anti-spammer horde.  If any of my fellow spam fighters want a specific avatar/pic, post it here.

For example, Panda's-
https://sites.google.com/site/vervemonkeyproject/Home/images/web-images/Rambear.jpg


If you fought against the spam, post a pic.

Last edited by azathoth (2013-09-07 02:36:20)

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I want that:

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/70/78/d4/7078d455b6a2668b5c785a8f2885b11f.jpg

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You got it, though I may need to make it a tad smaller.

Reminds me of my page's background image-
https://sites.google.com/site/vervemonkeyproject/_/rsrc/1301655089379/config/522f83de964f1ebe.jpg

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^^^
Yeah got that one into my more than 60 000 walpapers folder. Great looking one. smile

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Check you out...

And I have Lon's all ready to go to....

Last edited by azathoth (2013-09-07 03:18:13)