Re: What pisses you off right now ?

People in the park after dark. For some reason, they have a fetish for kicking the garbage can/oil drum around.

Re: What pisses you off right now ?

azathoth wrote:

^^
Crotch mites.  They'll funk you up for a good 2-3 weeks.
On the plus side, they perform Les Miserable via mime action.

Umm, oh, there was no bug component.  Sorry about that (Joe, send 'em back to 3rd Street!)

http://ih2.redbubble.net/image.6582387.2201/sticker,375x360.png

lol
Thanks for the laugh, Azz.
Though I'm a bit scared to ask who Joe is and what he does for a living, so I won't.

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^^^
Mwahaha I missed this one, thanks for slapping it in my face The Creature.
Hilarious once more Monkey boy man dude buddy HM Knight. And I won't ask who Joe is either... lol

Hypno, you wouldn't like me. I dig doing that. Hahaha

I'm pissed because Mother Gaia Nature was wasted all day and we had a freaking crappy day, rain/sun/rain/sun/rain/sun so I couldn't go in the Park read in my buddy the big old as mad tree. Ah well I still Street Trashed the streets on my BMX, don't care if brakes don't work, much more Radical like this. AND dangerous, I like living dangerously and take chances. Never got anything happening. Never broke any bones even if I took some crazy HARD falls. Guess my Skeleton is made of steel. lol

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Joe-  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YApemQgQSH0


I've had hiccups all day.  About as much fun as a camel on Wednesday.

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Re: What pisses you off right now ?

Having to get up early to go to work. Unless I'm working for a porno company I think most jobs are boring. Today was pretty good very little people went to work so we bbq during work while watching football. That only makes going to work tomorrow harder because I know it's not going to be like today.

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edit-
Enough of my pity-party.

Last edited by azathoth (2013-09-09 15:02:52)

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Yeah Mike...most jobs are boring....Working in porn is just Fucking Boring.

Azzy...that's rough, monkey man...I hope things pick up for you.

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^^
Thanks bro.  I have a phone interview tomorrow morning.  One of these days I'll wow someone.  And then...
there shall be dancing.

http://www.damonchernavsky.com/Pictures/Funny_Pictures/Animated_Gifs/monkey-dance-animated-gif.gif

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Re: What pisses you off right now ?

JackBurton wrote:

Yeah Mike...most jobs are boring....Working in porn is just Fucking Boring.

Azzy...that's rough, monkey man...I hope things pick up for you.

Depends for who. I wouldn't mind. AT ALL!!! lol

Azathoth, they should realize they"re in front or talking to a genius. Or maybe far from that. lol

I'm pissed because of Devil Samael, he never comes out of his under the bed hide out and there's way too much stuff under there to even think about trying to get him out of there. Freaking Anti Social Rat damnit. Grumble...

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@Punk-
Heck, I'd be happy if I talked to someone kind of literate.  I've had a person ask me if I was still in the Army, then one asking if I graduated yet  (hint- yeah, 4 years ago.  It's on my resume, genius).

|||  <--- Wall
mad  <--- head
Head + Wall = Sloth Testicles

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People at my work have been shunning for a few days now and now I know why because my boss who lives a few blocks away from my home which is 30 miles away from my job gave me one f-n ride home. Apparently they cant trust me. This aint the type of job were you get a raise for ratting people out it's a government job. We all will eventually get paid the same. Every six months we get a raise like clock work. Screw these mother f-ers I just need to hold on two more months so I can get transfered closer to home. These people are so lazy at doing their job there scared someone is going to find out and get them fired. I could care less my job isn't effected on how much work they do. I just have to worry about my job.

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^^
Yep, you need to employ the Monkey Zen©-

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3143/2984511228_f3810f5fb0.jpg



And for fun, print this out and put it on your desk-

https://sites.google.com/site/vervemonkeyproject/Home/images/web-images/monkey-zen-pic.jpg

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Re: What pisses you off right now ?

lol I wish I could print it out but it might offend the co-worker that cant trust me.

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[edit- I messed up this post originally.]

Last edited by azathoth (2013-09-27 15:15:32)

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Then they face a showdown-

http://fc06.deviantart.net/images3/i/2004/171/e/c/Jedi_Stitch.jpg/

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I was thinking of printing out two middle fingers.lol I did play that 80s song "I have feeling someone watching me" during lunch.

If they hated me before now they definitely will.

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^^
Rockwell!
I got that on one of my various 80's collections!  lol
YouTube video

Then you tell them that you know Ze Monkey TurboSexoPhonic, and he's available for a ball of twine.

Damnit, he's back!

http://medias.gifboom.com/medias/8ee60c4d78724718a4ae09cb7eb6da3c@2x.gif

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Re: What pisses you off right now ?

Pretty girls who tattoo their faces.

PunBB bbcode test

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Damn coffee filter folded whilst brewing a pot of coffee and I ended up with a mess. Garrarrrarrarr

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What pisses me off is not being allowed to be pissed off lol.An incident happened and for two days I stewed over it and I was finally going to do something about it and the guy apologized and was really nice. Damn I just want to be angry LOL

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Re: What pisses you off right now ?

^^^
I find all kinds of reasons to be angry.
Like now, temperature drops ridiculously at night and it pisses me off.

Simple but very efficient.

Advice, be pissed at your keyboard and mouse.
Who needs a damn reason anyways. Mwhahaha lol

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Re: What pisses you off right now ?

I'm pissed I dont have a reason to be pissed. Screw you all and your problems.lol

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Ya screw everyone and this damn topic lol ahhhh damn can't keep a straight face now that pisses me off

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http://blamodesigns.com/wordpress2012/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/pissed-monkey.jpg

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MWAHAHAHA
Man, that turned this topic's subject all over, it became HILARIOUS.
And I guess it's good, makes you the ones pissed laugh and pass a good time. well maybe not that good but much better. lol

SCREW NEGATIVITY!!! Positivism OWNZ ALL!!! big_smile

EDIT: EARTH HORROR again.
Man happens a lot lately. THAT PISSES ME OFF!!! Mwahahahaha

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