Hi, I'm your friendly neighborhood lawn gnome. You are my newest bestest friend...
Nope, you fucked with the wrong person, shit stain. I'm watching Rocky IV, and the shit just got real.
I will extract your kidneys from your eyeballs via your colon- backwards. This is my domain to protect. You do not trample these grounds unless you wish to walk away a sackless wonder.
So spoketh the monkey.
There is a certain level of dipshit-waddery I will put up with. You exceed that level with every robotic breath you (don't) take. I can rewire/reprogram you to make sweet, disgusting love to your own virtual feces.
You have been measured. You have failed. This is the realm of horrors. And that is only my friends here. Just wait until you meet Chibbles the Sharp.
Yeah, you're fucked. And not in that good way, more like a flaming spear going from your rectum and exploding out your miniscule genital area.
Last edited by azathoth (2013-10-16 02:03:20)