you need some additional threads to follow this. welcome to the ruffee club -I'll sponsor it, AA, drunk tank, those who had to use craigslist afterwards can be joined with the morning after pill club, then lastly the hangover.
I met a man once from AA that was charged with assault in an unfortunate way. Here in the country we have wide expansive, isolated parking lots and the sky gets pitch dark at 5 pm. He was stumbling along to the sidewalk when a body grabbed him around the neck from behind. Drunk as he was he was still able to throw the body over him and then pummeled the shit out of his assailant.
Turned out to be his girlfriend giving him a hug. He was arrested and sentenced.
Don't drink and walk home. DRIVE, BITCHES.
jk drivings bad.
whiskey is gross.