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Thanksgiving is coming up.  Time to change my avatar.  Give it 15 minutes.

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"Just once in his life a man has his time
And my time is now
I'm coming alive."

Azzy is in a good place right now.  Does anyone need a monkey staredown at someone bothering you?  I'm in the zone, and I didn't need any booze this time.  big_smile  Fuck yeah.  Woot!

edit- 1000 TTs to the 1st person to identify those song lyrics.

edit 2- Vampy things my avatar is a bit "crude."  She said she has found me here by googling my name, and she's worried that employers may be put off by various things I post here, such as my Anti-Spam thread.  I said, "fuck 'em, if they can't separate a hobby from professional skills then I don't want to work for them."  Because you know the first person that criticizes me for this is some S&M freak at home.

Welcome to the new world- weird science rules, baby!

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Last edited by azathoth (2013-11-14 23:15:40)

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^^^
MWAHAHAHA First I didn't call for a hairless monkey but I still appreciate it.

And I LOOOVE your Turkey avatar. Crude??? Nope, I've seen MUCH WORST!!! lol

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyom2eqUur1qasthro1_500.jpg

And THIS is definitely more crude. Hahaha

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.mandatory.com/media/2013/02/crappy-valentines-cow-blow-me-away.jpg

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Just so you know, Azzie, I'm gonna be your man in motion.  All I need is a pair of wheels.  Do me a favor and take me where my future's lying.  You know, St. Elmo's Fire?

BOOM.  A bit nancy-sounding, but nailed it.

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Not really but still. lol

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My friend Johny used to say "it's all between the cow and the milkshake" more i think about it i think he was talking about the good parts.

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LoudLon wrote:

Just so you know, Azzie, I'm gonna be your man in motion.  All I need is a pair of wheels.  Do me a favor and take me where my future's lying.  You know, St. Elmo's Fire?

BOOM.  A bit nancy-sounding, but nailed it.

You hit ultra-gay on that post.  Just sayin'.  Woof.

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Fuzzles, I got to be awake in 5 hours for work.  (Wow, that's weird to say.)  And I'm chatting with all you freaks.  Ugh.

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^^^
Yeah what the H3LL??? Ahhh yes, we're more fun than work I know, I know... lol

THANKS DEMON IT'S FRIDAY!!!

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Was a long week but it's finally over. Now let the good movies on saturday night happen. Hopefully they'll show nice ones. If not well got MORE than enough DVDs to choose from. Hahaha

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Heh, woke up in time for work but no new assignment yet.  So I'm here to spank any unruly, boisterous leprechauns.  'Cause that's how I roll.

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I swear to God, for about a millisecond I thought you were going to say "myself" after I read "here to spank." lol

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lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
(adding words to get past the filter.)

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That filter drives me crazy.

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Of f', a freaking gaggle of angry possums!  Run!

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Hi kids, I'm fairly sure I broke my pinky finger, unless throbbing pain, purple swelling, and falling off are not signs of broken bones.

It's cool though, I have Bobo to work the chainsaw for me...

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When we were younger
We thought everyone was on our side
Then we grew a little
And romanticized the time I saw
Flowers in your hair

Takes a boy to live
Takes a man to pretend he was there

So then we grew a little
And knew a lot
And now we demonstrated it to the cops
And all the things we said
We were self assured

'Cause it's a long road to wisdom
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My limited edition of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 on Blu-ray from Arrow Video arrived today! big_smile It's such an awesome set, and along with it I got this:

http://i1286.photobucket.com/albums/a613/The_Televator/2013-11-15170438_zps4cc496c9.jpg?t=1384549293

Which I thought was pretty cool.

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Harumph!  My chainsaw broke so I ended up cutting a bunch of trees and limbs with a handsaw.  My arms are cut to hell from all of the scratchy pine branches.

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Anyone ever check out HM's Facebook page?  What a bunch of assholes there.  No wonder they don't sign up on the forums, they'd be kicked out faster than a monkey farting a banana.
(Heh, funny visual)

edit- have I mentioned I like turkey. big_smile
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edit 2- we pushed back the moving date a week, and damn does that put me in a fine mood.  Rawwrrrr!

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^^^ Hence why I so strenuously dislike social media.  Too many assholes.  Because every one in the world now has a platform to speak their mind doesn't mean what they have to say is worth hearing.

As far as chopping branches, I'll see your no-chainsaw and raise you a butcher knife: this past summer the tree pruner I borrowed from my uncle snapped in half, so I ended up basically having to lasso the limbs, pull them down to ground level and hack them with said butcher knife.

Adapt and overcome: the Army way. lol

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^^
This is a real man™.

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You should have seen the butcher knife when I was done with it, though.  All dented up and bent.  Looked like a tank ran over it.

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^^
Iron man, then, lol .

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MWAHAHAHA You guys were in shape and hilarious today. What a great Wake Up read. big_smile

Yeah I go often on HM Facebook's page, well not truely GOING there but it's on my Horror List I've done so I see most of it. But yes, assholes. roll

I got a bunch of these interest lists in there, the one that I have more posts to check is my BABES one. Of course I have more posts in there, of course. The CARS one is pretty full too. Ahhh cars and girls, I'd die without them. lol

And...

http://meme-lol.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Its-Friday.jpg

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Ahhh true WISDOM!!!

I believe in the power of the imagination to remake the world, to release the truth within us, to hold back the night, to transcend death, to charm motorways, to ingratiate ourselves with birds, to enlist the confidences of madmen.