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^^^
Mwahaha yeah. lol
But who's that Samuel???
My Rat is called Devil SamAel, like the real Demon, the boyfriend of Lilith. But hey, that's ok, I won't hit you for that. lol

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Gotcha, I'll make sure I get the name of your rat in all my future postings.  (Did I really just write that? lol )


And
hesudyywqyyk,
don't bother.  I'm here, and the very first post that does not include "Monkeys are great" will see your Samael bitten ass out the door.

Do any of y'all feel some latent hostility from me?  Good, 'cause I'm still working out some issues about the kangaroo and koala when I was younger.

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^^^
Hahahaha
Was probably THIS one:

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4817906432/hC6A1809F/

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Hey chucklehead, did you pay for that advertising?  No?  Then what makes you think we give a crap about your crap?  This place is not for you, for you will cry like a little bitch if I unleash Punk on you.  I have a Creature, a DarkMistress, a Wolfman, a mad Demon Punk, a horde of monkeys and the dynamic tag team of Vampy & Lon.

And then there is me.  I haven't slept for 82 hours watching 41 continuous horror movies.  Do you know what kind of mindset I'm in?

Leave before I unleash Damien the Destroyer on you.

https://sites.google.com/site/vervemonkeyproject/Home/images/web-images/Pumpkin-damian-devastator.jpg

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It's getting boring. Luckily our replies are fun. lol

One important factor yeah...

The factor the most important is that you suck freaking bot...

Face your Death.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lywytbbOZi1r47bczo1_1280.jpg

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Our ENEMY the Crap Bot is back...

I KILLED!!! lol

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You still haven't understood that we ALL HATE YOU MOTHERFUCKING BOT???

Alright now you've made HM's Anti-Spam Evil Wermacht VERY ANGRY.

So take that in your 0s and 1s bits you crap code Bot.

First the Evil Monkey UnDead Ape Brutal from H3LL.

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/243/d/4/evil_demon_monkey_by_delirio88-d5d25zw.jpg

Second the EVIL, VERY EVIL Death Knight Demon Warrior from H3LL's Black Hole. I pity you. Blood WILL SPLATTER beacause we have an Army like I said in German you ignorant BASTARD!!!

RWWWaaaAAAaaaWWWwwwRRRrrr!!! FUCK YOU!!!

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/317/0/2/Ready_For_Battle_by_atomhawk.jpg

AND FUCKING REPORTED!!!

You'll finish just like this sucker.

http://images.seroundtable.com/t-google-404-1299071983.jpg

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Oh, and Hats Off to The Creature too. big_smile

BTW, you know those random number capcha stuff they put all over, would it fix the Bots problem??? It's way too wild for my JavaScript/XML/Whatever knowledge so just asking. LOudLon***, Cap Creepy Howdy, any idea???  Just throwing stuff here, it annoys me way too much and it doesn't seem to stop so... smile

Last edited by kXnPunk (2013-11-09 03:39:51)

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Poo, I missed out.  This makes Cheeky the Chill sad.

https://sites.google.com/site/vervemonkeyproject/Home/images/web-images/Cheeky_The_Chill.png

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I'm telling you this one has BALLS to put his crap of money shit site in THE FUCKING MEMORIAL DAY THREAD I DID.
Fucker...

At least Chuck Norris kicked him. lol

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^^^
HOW THE FUCK DARE YOU POST THAT CRAP IN A THREAD THAT PAYS HOMMAGE TO OUR DEAD AND VETERANS SOLDIERS FUCKHEAD??? I can't believe this truely. LoudLon, KILL THIS ONE with the most powerful weapon you've ever used please. Damnit really. No respect at all truely...

http://media.heavy.com/media/2012/09/chuckpunch1.gif

Last edited by kXnPunk (2013-11-11 03:15:16)

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Banned the sumbitch and edited out the spam.  That'll teach those bots to dick with us.

Okay, it won't, since they're bots and have no sense of right or wrong, but still.  Score one for the home team. smile

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Thank you sir. smile

Not sure it was a Bot though, his stuff was very different...

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I am Azathoth.  You do not tread here.
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#1-
I am the warden here of good taste.  You failed.  For that, I'm breaking out a new horde member for you, the Necrosis Carnex.

https://sites.google.com/site/vervemonkeyproject/Home/images/web-images/limb_thingy.jpg/

I am an Elder God.  You are shit.  Leave.  Now.
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#2-

Do you know what you just did?  You entered the spammer zone.  I do not like spammers.  Desist, but it doesn't really matter once Lon or Howdy shows up.

If you survive them, do not do this again.  Be happy I'm in a good mood, or you would be facing Lester the Fresh.

https://sites.google.com/site/vervemonkeyproject/Home/images/web-images/Lester_the_Fresh_monkey.jpg

BTW, reported.

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#3-

And #3 post by the spambot.  You irritate me, but I am in a particularly good mood.  That means you will not have to face Rambear.

https://sites.google.com/site/vervemonkeyproject/Home/images/web-images/Rambear.jpg

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^^^
I missed this one but still some more stickers on your plane Sir Monkey ANTI-SPAM Knight!!! Good job. big_smile

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I have a goal- to make the spambot self-implode.  I will be the monkey that makes software commit suicide.

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^^^
Hahaha yeah.

http://www.llamatastic.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Robots-Explosion.jpg

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This is only 1 out of 3.  I try to think up witty shit each time, but it's repetitve and boring.

Meh, please just change the dang questions for new trying-to-register members.

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This is not fair.
The rage monkey came back from his vacation.
A spammer showed up.
I'm so tired I could only write one anti-spam post.

I will reroute your colon to your left optic cavity.  Just for the sake of brevity, just imagine all your organs in all the wrong places...

OK, tea is done.  I get that you are a 'bot, but behind you there is a guy (or maybe a gall).   You will be caught, tracked down, and I will pee on your lawn.  That's it, that is all.   You were expecting some macho man "I'm going to rip your head off!"?

Nah, just one day in your entire life, someone cared only just enough to pee on your lawn, once.  No more, no less.  Contemplate that for a few hours.  When you die, and I wish you a very long life, just remember that a monkey pee'd on your lawn, just once.

That will be your legacy to the next 10 generations of your family, if you somehow figure out how to reproduce- A monkey pee'd on you one time.  I almost feel sorry for you.

Last edited by azathoth (2013-11-19 09:21:06)

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^^^
Well done once more. Stickers on your plane and bananas... smile

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1TEOozgJlzg/Sw9RQhcDdaI/AAAAAAAAGH4/jrTF3DZPTSU/s1600/tumblr_ktajok9biS1qaqbgvo1_500.jpg

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I wonder if I compiled all my anti-spam posts, how many jurisdictions I would be arrested in?  All of them?  Even on Uranus?  lol

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^^^
MWAHAHAHA Probably even in the Dark Nowhere of a Black Hole too. lol

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Come to the monkey, spammers.  Everything will be all right.  And spambot dude, we will backtrace you eventually.  You know what happens then?

Lon, the trainer-
"You see? You see? He's not a machine, he's a man, he's a man."

Spammer-
"He's not human. He's like a piece of iron."

No shit, idiot, I'm a daemon sultan monkey Elder One.  I'm not made of iron, though, I'm made of rage.  I have an Army, an HM Horde, AND I have a Hulk.

If that doesn't impress you, I have Vampy.  Your were boned before you started.

Obviously, this is a general warning.
Take heed, 'cause damn I hate spending my time destroying your souls when I could be writing perfectly good fanfic porn.


[edit- and if you think I have to sleep sometime... well, 1) I run HFest, and 2) who said this was a singular account?  Think on those 2 facts, dillweed.)

Last edited by azathoth (2013-11-23 23:27:18)

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Boned??? Boning a machine or bot or whatever is weird. Unless it looks like Lindsay Lohan, Rosie Jones or even Amber Heard. lol

Good job once more, more stickers on your plane Monkey Knight. big_smile

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Oh you made me ANGRY!!!

I'm sending my Demon buddy after you. Suffer you will.

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/336/2/2/Demon_SkullCollector_by_Mr__Jack.jpg

Dead Bot.

http://th04.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2012/329/9/c/dead_robot_by_c_u_next_tuesday-d5m4a7o.jpg

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Carried by Katniss and her cohort freaking thing says.

Well that's what I say...

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How the H3LL do you dare to mention my Katniss' name in your stupid Crap Bot post you bastard!!!

Die by her even.

http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/hunger-games-katniss.gif

That's what I do to Bots like you.

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/17000000/Gir-s-Head-explodes-invader-zim-17052186-550-400.gif

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Hey now, this is my job when I'm here!

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3-timer spambot got bitched slapped so hard it quit after 2.  Hi-5 to Punk for dual weapon-orifice intrusions.
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#1

I will eat your soul and shit it down your flea bag mother's mouth.
Leave.
Die.
And reported, fuck nugget.

Back up by the estimable Punk-

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/17000000/Gir-s-Head-explodes-invader-zim-17052186-550-400.gif

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#2

You realize that your pestilent filth will never pass me nor my cohort Punk the SexTastical Spamfucker, yes?

Leave before I find the "special wrench."  I will backtrack your spambot right into your colon and I will exact much revenge there.  Why, you ask?

Because I don't care.
Fuck off.

BTW, reported, sluggish non-cock.

kXnPunk wrote:

How the H3LL do you dare to mention my Katniss' name in your stupid Crap Bot post you bastard!!!

Die by her even.

http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/hunger-games-katniss.gif

That's what I do to Bots like you.

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/17000000/Gir-s-Head-explodes-invader-zim-17052186-550-400.gif



edit- eventually all the replicants will be disposed of.
Monkey > machine
Dipshits

Last edited by azathoth (2013-12-01 03:35:23)

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^^^
Yeah well, we'll keep holding the fort until they're disposed of. big_smile