Topic: If you could have a super power what would it be?
Personally, if I could have any super power it would be having the ability to inflict and/or cure any medical condition by simply pointing at a person and saying the name of the condition out loud.
Supposed to go out drinking with a good friend of yours, but the poor bastard has strep throat?
*point* "Strep throat"
BAM! Let's hit the town, problem solved.
Some big doofus knocks into you at your local bar or coffee shop; spilling your drink all over the place and then turns to you.
Doesn't even apologize, just swings his arms, huffing like a neanderthal, and says "What? What are you gonna do about it? Huhuhuh, yeah, that's what I thought."
Oh? Oh yeah? Thought that was funny did you? Well you know what I think is funny?
*point* Prolapsed anus.
and so on and etc.
What would yours be?