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Tried to fool me with a Vampire thingy. I don't bite, not stupid. So...

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We have ZERO tolerance for that kinda crap. So you made my Demon Vamp angry now suffer the consequences which are brutal painful Death eaten dry. SCREW YOU FUCKER!!! sad

Annoyance.

http://www.sickchirpse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Maria-Jose-Cristerna-hg.jpg

REPORTED!!!

Vanish NOW!!!

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[edit- I really wonder what our guests think when I go medieval on spammers.   I really am a nice monkey normally.  It's my job here, and I take it seriously.  big_smile ]


Our triple friend is back-

[edit- interesting, either it's getting lazy or I scared if off.  No matter, I will eventually anally violate the spambot author with a Vorpal Sword.
And 250 TTs to the first person that can identify where a Vorpal Sword comes from.]

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#1
Do you have any idea what I do to spammers?
I spend sleepless nights just coming up with new ways to de-molecularize them in the slowest way possible.

My current favorite is Lester the Fresh-

https://sites.google.com/site/vervemonkeyproject/Home/images/web-images/Lester_the_Fresh_monkey.jpg

But don't push me, or I'll pull out The Panda.
Now fuck off.
And...
reported.

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#2

Ah, spambot, how I violate your soul.  And I mean by that, your creator, who I will dig up his grandmother's corpse and anal fist him to death with it.  'Cause I'm cool like that.

Here, have a Carnex for your oral pleasure until I arrive with the corpse.

https://sites.google.com/site/vervemonkeyproject/Home/images/web-images/limb_thingy.jpg


So stupid.  And reported, numbnut botnut.

[edit- I got rather nasty on this one, didn't I?  My back hurts; deal with it.]

Last edited by azathoth (2013-12-12 03:08:02)

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azathoth wrote:

No matter, I will eventually anally violate the spambot author with a Vorpal Sword.
And 250 TTs to the first person that can identify where a Vorpal Sword comes from.]

Lewis Caroll's Alice. Through The Looking Glass rather. big_smile

Last edited by kXnPunk (2013-12-12 07:23:41)

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^^
Close enough.
250 TTs to DaPunk.

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Woohhooo!!! big_smile

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Stupid Bot.

Here's for you, that's what happens when you mess with Demonic me bastard lines of crappy annoying code...

http://31.media.tumblr.com/e39b87cf23c193343d4a370348a3a573/tumblr_mqp0l4h33x1qzfvn2o1_500.jpg

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Damn this bot. First day of the year damnit. Grumble!!!

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OH FUCK NO YOU WON'T RUIN OUR NEW YEAR'S EVE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE PIECE OF SCREWY CRAP CODE BASTARD!!!

Stick this up your ass!!!

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2431844/rocket-launch-o.gif

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ANOTHER Crap Bot visit...

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DIE CRAP BOT Diiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeee!!!

Reported.

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs22/i/2008/017/3/0/dead_robot_by_nouam.jpg

Last edited by kXnPunk (2014-01-08 01:09:05)

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Reported bastard bot...

That's what I'd do to you...

http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2012/238/c/6/dead_robot_by_alexander_kou24-d5chja1.jpg

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I'm back, bitches!

And I have new flesh to feast on....

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#1

Azzy wrote:

Yep, spammer time.

I've been gone for a while, so let me sharpen my tongue on the splinters of your skull that Goro will leave for me....

https://sites.google.com/site/vervemonkeyproject/Home/images/web-images/goro_the_zombie_small.jpg

Leave…


#2

Azzy wrote:

I find your genitals to be lacking in impressiveness. 

I'll let Cheeky the Chill express my derision at you-

https://sites.google.com/site/vervemonkeyproject/Home/images/web-images/Cheeky_The_Chill.png


#3

Azzy wrote:

Finally, your 3rd post.  The ultimate of futility.

You shall now be devoured by Dos Funkengroovin.  Good bye.

https://sites.google.com/site/vervemonkeyproject/Home/images/web-images/DOS_Funkengroovin.JPG

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You got style too Monkey Knight. Nice to have a little support, was feeling lonely fighting although some of us did went to the battlefield but never as much as me. big_smile

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This was weak- only 2 posts?  That's less than how many balls I have.
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I'm not even in the mood.
Just imagine you got violated by a rabid emu.
Go away.
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You bring the weak sauce.  Not gonna cut it here, jackalope.

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By the way, by 'balls' I meant my collection of sports equipment.  You weirdos.  tongue

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kXnPunk wrote:

You got style too Monkey Knight. Nice to have a little support, was feeling lonely fighting although some of us did went to the battlefield but never as much as me. big_smile

Nah, you can't defeat me, you can only hope to distract me with shiny objects for a bit.  Then I eat them and your sheep.  I like lamb chops.

Trogdor!!!!!!!

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Yeah I know, but still do my best to annihilate them when I can. big_smile

http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/2008/11/09/trogdor3.jpg

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"Burninating all the peasants...
Burninatng all the peoples...
Trogdor was a man...
No, he was a dragon-man..
No, he was a dragon...
But he was TROGDOR!!!!!!!!
TROGDOR!!!!!!!!
And the Trogdor burns in the night!"

Man, I miss those guys.  At least I got the "First 100 StrongBad emails" DVD.

I'm going to go wear a jaunty hat and burninate some snow, 'cause that's how I roll.
[edit- I roll with consumate(?) "V's".]

Last edited by azathoth (2014-01-30 12:59:07)

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^^^
Hahaha Yeah it ROCKED!!!

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GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey bastard bot. I too have a Bot. And he'll KICK YOUR ASS!!!

Stupid lack of cells you are idiotic piece of crap =code oh you, you, you, mmm, well EVERY DAMN INSULT AND SWEAR WORD THERE IS!!! Grumble...

http://th05.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2010/054/3/1/Demon_of_Iron_and_Violence_by_newtman001.jpg

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More crap...

^^^
SCREW YOU and your fucking SPAM shit. Goodbye, you won't be here for long... BASTARD!!!

You've made my Balrog angry DIE, DIE, DIE!!!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ir4rekmu1qj7g7io1_500.gif

REPORTED!!!

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And the return of Crap Bot... Got it down. Straight pipe...

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Let's imagine that you're the waiting spinning wheel here.
That's what I do to you ignorant stupid Crap Bot from heaven. You and your angelic gods of code SUCK. And bam, eat that... Grrr...

http://i.imgur.com/IaQzN.gif

REPORTED!!! hmm

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Yikes, I'm missing a bunch of them.  Good lookin' out you Demony-flavored thing.

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There's few of them lately but the ones that try get smashed just the same. They CAN'T defeat me, I'm too strong and EVIL. lol

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I got you out for this one azathoth. And your dude's pretty efficient. Like LoudLon was tonight. big_smile

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I saw you in the list back down there and I knew it was you again...

REPORTED!!!

Eat that because you're troubling the fun I'm having surfing damn you Crap Bot. The Army is here and you made them all mad.

A TERRIBLE and PAINFUL Death awaits you crappy code shit...

Our Monkey Knight will make you DIE!!! Like NOW!!!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly1l3yM4Of1r212gko1_500.jpg

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^^
Schweet!

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^^^
Glad you like my friend. big_smile

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Peace, love and harmony.