[edit- I really wonder what our guests think when I go medieval on spammers. I really am a nice monkey normally. It's my job here, and I take it seriously. ]
Our triple friend is back-
[edit- interesting, either it's getting lazy or I scared if off. No matter, I will eventually anally violate the spambot author with a Vorpal Sword.
And 250 TTs to the first person that can identify where a Vorpal Sword comes from.]
Do you have any idea what I do to spammers?
I spend sleepless nights just coming up with new ways to de-molecularize them in the slowest way possible.
My current favorite is Lester the Fresh-
But don't push me, or I'll pull out The Panda.
Now fuck off.
Ah, spambot, how I violate your soul. And I mean by that, your creator, who I will dig up his grandmother's corpse and anal fist him to death with it. 'Cause I'm cool like that.
Here, have a Carnex for your oral pleasure until I arrive with the corpse.
So stupid. And reported, numbnut botnut.
[edit- I got rather nasty on this one, didn't I? My back hurts; deal with it.]
Last edited by azathoth (2013-12-12 03:08:02)