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The Mule (2014)
Posted by The Cryptkeeper | Posted 8 days ago.
It’s 1983. A naive man with lethal narcotics hidden in his stomach is detained by Australian Federal Police. Alone and afraid, ‘the Mule’ makes a desperate choice; to defy his bodily functions and withhold the evidence…literally. And by doing so becomes a “human time-bomb,” dragging cops, criminals, lawyers and his mother into his impossible escapade. [...]

Why Don’t You Play in Hell?
Posted by Chris Savage | Posted 15 days ago.
There’s a war going on, but that won’t stop the inexperienced but eager wannabe film crew, The F*ck Bombers, from following their dreams of making the ultimate action epic. Ten years ago, yakuza mid-boss Ikegami led an assault against rival don Muto. Now, on the eve of his revenge, all Muto wants to do is [...]

Sharknado 3
Posted by Chris Savage | Posted 15 days ago.
When a mass of sharknadoes threatens Florida, chainsaw-wielding hero Fin must again risk his life to save his children on spring break. But as he fights his way south, the sharknadoes merge and grow bigger than ever before. [...]

Zombieland 2
Posted by Jason McDonald | Posted 43 days ago.
No official plot has been revealed at this time. [...]

Deathgasm
Posted by The Cryptkeeper | Posted 43 days ago.
Bruce (introverted, well-intentioned) and Denny (domineering, a pathological liar) are two average teenage boys, if your definition of “average” involves blasting ear shattering Death Metal, setting fire to things and avoiding personal hygiene products. Tired of getting rejected by girls and being bullied mercilessly, they set about trying to utilize black magic to reverse their [...]

Confederacy of the Dead
Posted by The Cryptkeeper | Posted 56 days ago.
Just like any other American holiday in the South, families and friends have gathered for a beautiful day at the annual Civil War battle reenactment at Buck Head Creek. As the field cleared from all the smoke created by cannons and gun powder, a very real sounding musket goes off in the distance. The mock [...]

Sledge
Posted by Chris Savage | Posted 70 days ago.
Sledge hits you from the beginning with humor and originality. Opening with Assly’s True American Horror television program, the action kicks off instantly with skull crushing deaths from the killer, Adam Lynch. Adam believes he is in a movie and video game that he has created in his head. [...]


Jersey Shore Massacre
Posted by The Cryptkeeper | Posted 80 days ago.
A typical weekend down the shore takes a bizarre turn as six girls and five obnoxious fist-pumpers become the unsuspecting targets of a deranged killer. [...]

Evil Feed
Posted by The Cryptkeeper | Posted 80 days ago.
The Long Pig Restaurant, known in the underground world for cannibalistic cuisine, has introduced novelty by capturing elite MMA fighters and then serving losers to their bloodthirsty customers. Perfect “Tendertainment!” Jenna, an aspiring stunt girl, is violently kidnapped with her friends by Triads and wakes up in the Long Pig holding cell waiting for her [...]

Yoga Hosers
Posted by The Cryptkeeper | Posted 85 days ago.
Yoga Hosers centers on 15-year-old yoga nuts Colleen Collette (Lily-Rose Depp) and Colleen McKenzie (Harley Quinn Smith), who have an after-school job at a Manitoba convenience store called Eh-2-Zed. When an ancient evil rises from beneath Canada’s crust and threatens their big invitation to a Grade 12 party, the Colleens join forces with a legendary [...]

The Jersey Devil
Posted by Chris Savage | Posted 117 days ago.
When Lucifer’s term limits come up, a new devil takes over with a vision to re-brand Hell; he wants something younger, cooler. After an exhaustive search he finds the perfect location for the new hell in Jersey City, New Jersey. As he begins to collect new souls to challenge the Kingdom, Lucifer comes to Jersey [...]

Suburban Gothic
Posted by Chris Savage | Posted 127 days ago.
Raymond has a prestigious MBA, but he can’t find work. He can channel the paranormal, but chatting with a cute girl mystifies him. Kicked out of his big city apartment, Raymond returns home to his overbearing mother, ex-jock father, and beer-bellied classmates. But when a vengeful ghost terrorizes the small town, the city-boy recruits Becca, [...]

Bloody Knuckles
Posted by Chris Savage | Posted 127 days ago.
BLOODY KNUCKLES is the story of Travis Warner, an underground comic book artist who revels in the profane. When his latest comic offends a Chinatown crime boss, the gangster removes his drawing hand as punishment. Travis abandons his comic, along with his ideals, and spirals into drunken misery. That is, until his hand returns from [...]

The Something
Posted by Jason McDonald | Posted 162 days ago.
No official plot has been revealed at this time. [...]

The Winedancers
Posted by Chris Savage | Posted 181 days ago.
The film is about a number of groups of people coming together and meeting up, in what to begin with looks very coincidental, at a winecheateu in the South of France. Needless to say, it won’t take long until a lot of very peculiar incidents start taking place; odd Pagan rituals, chateau hosts very far [...]

Krampus
Posted by Jason McDonald | Posted 182 days ago.
No official plot has been revealed at this time. [...]

Zombie Fight Club
Posted by Chris Savage | Posted 201 days ago.
It’s the end of the century at a corner of the city in a building riddled with crime… Everyone in the building has turned into zombies. After Jenny’s boyfriend is killed in a zombie attack, she faces the challenge of surviving in the face of adversity. In order to stay alive, she struggles with Andy [...]

Hermit: Monster Killer
Posted by Chris Savage | Posted 206 days ago.
Värmland, Sweden — where people are happy. Clean air, crystal clear waters, green forests. Way out there in the wilderness lives a grumpy old hermit and his faithful dog. The only thing they need to worry about are the brats who pinch his apples and the occasional lost tourist. It’s a good life, maybe a [...]

Scouts Vs. Zombies
Posted by Chris Savage | Posted 211 days ago.
The film follows a group of boy scouts who try to fend off a zombie attack in their small town. [...]

Kill Zombie!
Posted by The Cryptkeeper | Posted 213 days ago.
A Russian Space station crashes in Amsterdam, releasing a deadly virus that turns everyday citizens into flesh-craving psychopaths. Aziz (Yahya Gaier), his brother Mo (Ouled Radi) and several strangers emerge from jail, oblivious to the mayhem until they team up with a local police officer (Gigi Ravelli). After receiving a desperate call for help, this [...]