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A Beginner’s Guide to Snuff
Written by Chris Savage, July 16, 2017
The story opens as two brothers, Dresden (Joey Kern) and Dominic (Luke Edwards) enact their scheme. Together, they decide to kidnap Jennifer (Bree Williamson), in the name of infamy and to make the greatest film of all time. The kidnapping quickly goes downhill. Now, the brothers find themselves being hunted by a raging actress, with

Another WolfCop
Written by Chris Savage, July 16, 2017
Alcoholic werewolf cop Lou Garou springs into action when an eccentric businessman with evil intentions seduces Woodhaven’s residents with a new brewery and hockey team in this outrageous horror-comedy sequel.

Space Babes from Outer Space
Written by Chris Savage, June 18, 2017
Space Babes from Outer Space centers around three women from a faraway galaxy who come to Earth in search of sexual energy to fuel their ship. With the help of a lonely farm boy, they attempt to harness enough sexual arousal to return to their home planet, all while evading their enemies, the bloodthirsty Scrotes!

The Quacky Slasher
Written by The Cryptkeeper, June 17, 2017
Scarred by events from his childhood, Michael Quackers has spent 20 years in a psychiatric ward. Until now… Returning home to fight the criminal underbelly of his town, Michael must become the one thing that scares him most if he is to succeed. He must become… A duck.

Sharknado 5: Global Swarming
Written by Chris Savage, June 17, 2017
In Sharknado 5: Global Swarming, the mission gets personal for Fin Shepard and his bionic wife, April, when their young son gets trapped in a traveling ‘nado and transported all over the world. From London to Rio, Tokyo, Rome, Amsterdam, and beyond, our globetrotting heroes will seek assistance from a highly-skilled squad of royals, scholars,

Garden Party Massacre
Written by Chris Savage, January 29, 2017
The tale of a backyard gathering of friends that goes horribly awry when an unexpected guest arrives. With a pickaxe. And an attitude.

Colossal (2017)
Written by The Cryptkeeper, January 29, 2017
In the film Anne plays a woman who moves back home after losing her job and being dumped by her boyfriend (Dan Stevens). However, her life takes a sudden turn when a giant kaiju-like creature appears in South Korea and she begins to suspect that she may be connected to it.

Sleep Eaters
Written by The Cryptkeeper, November 15, 2016
A year after the events of the first film (Sleep Eater), we follow Rachel Stephens, who is trying to uncover the truth behind the unspeakable “Cannibal” Kelly Anderson murders that happened in her town of Bangor, Maine. Meanwhile, Kelly Anderson, who is now on the run from the law with a bounty on his head,

Cute Little Buggers
Written by The Cryptkeeper, November 15, 2016
After hostile aliens crash land on local farmland, the villagers at the summer ball get suspicious when young women start going missing. The villagers soon band together around our hero Melchoir (Kristofer Dayne) to fend off the invaders and bring back peace to the sleepy English countryside!

Massacre on Aisle 12
Written by Chris Savage, November 8, 2016
The bloodshed begins on Christmas Eve. As a hardware store begins to close, a duffel bag of cash is found, but so is a body. Now, the employees must decide what to do with both items. Should they turn the cash in, or go on a Christmas shopping spree? Events take an even bloodier turn

Killjoy’s Psycho Circus
Written by Chris Savage, November 8, 2016
Killjoy, the demon of vengeance, trickster god and killer clown has finally made it to Earth! Along with his gruesome crew Freakshow, Punchy and the sexy/psychotic Batty Boop, Killjoy is free to terrorize mortals in new and excruciating ways. But two years down the road Killjoy discovers that life on Earth is a drag, filled

Beverly Hills Lizard People
Written by Chris Savage, November 7, 2016
Disturbed from their ancient slumber by the excavation of a cross-town subway, the ancient reptilian masters of a faded empire strike out to reclaim what was once theirs: Beverly Hills. Ground zero for their invasion? A once popular, though now faded, hotel, currently the site of a reality TV cooking show competition, and directly overhead

Night of the Living Deb
Written by Chris Savage, August 15, 2016
After a girls’ night out, endearingly awkward Deb wakes up in the apartment of the most attractive guy in Portland, Maine. She’s thrilled but can’t remember much about what actually got her there. Pretty boy Ryan, who’s engaged to be married, only knows her presence is a mistake, and he ushers her quickly out the

Der Bunker
Written by The Cryptkeeper, August 15, 2016
It all begins when a student (Pit Bukowski, Der Samurai) rents a room in a bunker home nestled deep within a forest. Here, instead of finding tranquility for his studies, the young man becomes increasingly involved in the dramas of his landlord’s family. They include the stern father, his wife (whose swollen leg almost takes

Ghost Team
Written by Chris Savage, August 15, 2016
Louis is a regular guy. He runs a small print-and-copy shop in a Long Island strip mall. He drinks beer with his best buddy, Stan. He hunts for evidence that ghosts exist. Believe it or not, Louis is normal, one of many thousands of people who consider themselves amateur ghost-hunters. It’s an escape from the

2Lava2Lantula
Written by Chris Savage, July 6, 2016
When an unprecedented amount of sinkholes erupt all over Florida, a new nest of fire spitting Lavalantulas is awakened… wreaking their fiery havoc all over the sunshine state. Adding to the mayhem, the arachnids have hit the beach where Colton West’s step-daughter, Raya, is taking a break from school. Now an A-list movie star, Colton

The Night Watchmen
Written by The Cryptkeeper, May 22, 2016
A crew of night security guards are forced to take on blood-sucking vampires that are infused with clown craziness.

Me and My Mates vs. the Zombie Apocalypse
Written by Chris Savage, May 22, 2016
Me and My Mates vs. the Zombie Apocalypse follows three blue-collar Australian telecom tradesman and some of their friends, who are trapped in a telephone exchange during the onset of a zombie apocalypse.

Shed of the Dead
Written by Chris Savage, May 22, 2016
Trevor is “between jobs.” He spends his days avoiding his nagging heifer of a wife by hiding out in his allotment shed and painting figurines for his wargames with his agoraphobic friend, Graham, and dreaming of his heroic alter-ego, the battle mage Casimir the Destroyer. When Mr. Parsons, one of the other allotment tenants, petitions

Zombinatrix
Written by The Cryptkeeper, March 24, 2016
Mistress Tawny, a beloved dominatrix, rises from the grave to seek vengeance on her killer.