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Evil Bong 777
Written by The Cryptkeeper, January 7, 2018
Our scowling weed-spewing Eebee is out of “Sexy Hell” and heading to Sin City with danger on her tail! She’s joined by her whack pack of fabulous freaks: Faux Batty, Rabbit, Misty and The Gingerweed Man.

Mom and Dad
Written by Chris Savage, January 7, 2018
Nicolas Cage and Selma Blair star in this pitch-black horror-comedy about a worldwide mass hysteria where, for 24 brutal hours, parents turn violently against their own children.

Killer Kate!
Written by Chris Savage, December 9, 2017
Kate attends her estranged sister’s bachelorette party at the request of their dying father. The weekend, held at a remote cabin booked on a home sharing app, turns into a savage life-or-death struggle that pits family against family, and past against present.

Snake Outta Compton
Written by Chris Savage, December 9, 2017
A young rap group suddenly finds themselves up against a giant, mutated snake that threatens to destroy their search for stardom! Aided by two corrupt cops, a crazed gangster, and a mad scientist, the band has one thing to do before getting the record deal they need; get that motherf**kin’ Snake Outta Compton! Prepare yourself

Dead Ant
Written by Chris Savage, December 9, 2017
When the “one-hit-wonder” glam-metal band “Sonic Grave” embark on a trip to Coachella in hopes of a comeback, their peyote trip pit stop in Joshua Tree incites an “unworldly” viscous attack, and they must “rock” themselves out of harms way.

Better Watch Out
Written by Chris Savage, December 9, 2017
The sadistic horror comedy begins on a quiet suburban street during the holiday season, a babysitter must defend a twelve-year-old boy from strangers breaking into the house, only to discover that this is far from a normal home invasion.

A Beginner’s Guide to Snuff
Written by Chris Savage, July 16, 2017
The story opens as two brothers, Dresden (Joey Kern) and Dominic (Luke Edwards) enact their scheme. Together, they decide to kidnap Jennifer (Bree Williamson), in the name of infamy and to make the greatest film of all time. The kidnapping quickly goes downhill. Now, the brothers find themselves being hunted by a raging actress, with

Another WolfCop
Written by Chris Savage, July 16, 2017
Alcoholic werewolf cop Lou Garou springs into action when an eccentric businessman with evil intentions seduces Woodhaven’s residents with a new brewery and hockey team in this outrageous horror-comedy sequel.

Space Babes from Outer Space
Written by Chris Savage, June 18, 2017
Space Babes from Outer Space centers around three women from a faraway galaxy who come to Earth in search of sexual energy to fuel their ship. With the help of a lonely farm boy, they attempt to harness enough sexual arousal to return to their home planet, all while evading their enemies, the bloodthirsty Scrotes!

The Quacky Slasher
Written by The Cryptkeeper, June 17, 2017
Scarred by events from his childhood, Michael Quackers has spent 20 years in a psychiatric ward. Until now… Returning home to fight the criminal underbelly of his town, Michael must become the one thing that scares him most if he is to succeed. He must become… A duck.

Sharknado 5: Global Swarming
Written by Chris Savage, June 17, 2017
In Sharknado 5: Global Swarming, the mission gets personal for Fin Shepard and his bionic wife, April, when their young son gets trapped in a traveling ‘nado and transported all over the world. From London to Rio, Tokyo, Rome, Amsterdam, and beyond, our globetrotting heroes will seek assistance from a highly-skilled squad of royals, scholars,

Garden Party Massacre
Written by Chris Savage, January 29, 2017
The tale of a backyard gathering of friends that goes horribly awry when an unexpected guest arrives. With a pickaxe. And an attitude.

Colossal (2017)
Written by The Cryptkeeper, January 29, 2017
In the film Anne plays a woman who moves back home after losing her job and being dumped by her boyfriend (Dan Stevens). However, her life takes a sudden turn when a giant kaiju-like creature appears in South Korea and she begins to suspect that she may be connected to it.

Sleep Eaters
Written by The Cryptkeeper, November 15, 2016
A year after the events of the first film (Sleep Eater), we follow Rachel Stephens, who is trying to uncover the truth behind the unspeakable “Cannibal” Kelly Anderson murders that happened in her town of Bangor, Maine. Meanwhile, Kelly Anderson, who is now on the run from the law with a bounty on his head,

Cute Little Buggers
Written by The Cryptkeeper, November 15, 2016
After hostile aliens crash land on local farmland, the villagers at the summer ball get suspicious when young women start going missing. The villagers soon band together around our hero Melchoir (Kristofer Dayne) to fend off the invaders and bring back peace to the sleepy English countryside!

Massacre on Aisle 12
Written by Chris Savage, November 8, 2016
The bloodshed begins on Christmas Eve. As a hardware store begins to close, a duffel bag of cash is found, but so is a body. Now, the employees must decide what to do with both items. Should they turn the cash in, or go on a Christmas shopping spree? Events take an even bloodier turn

Killjoy’s Psycho Circus
Written by Chris Savage, November 8, 2016
Killjoy, the demon of vengeance, trickster god and killer clown has finally made it to Earth! Along with his gruesome crew Freakshow, Punchy and the sexy/psychotic Batty Boop, Killjoy is free to terrorize mortals in new and excruciating ways. But two years down the road Killjoy discovers that life on Earth is a drag, filled

Beverly Hills Lizard People
Written by Chris Savage, November 7, 2016
Disturbed from their ancient slumber by the excavation of a cross-town subway, the ancient reptilian masters of a faded empire strike out to reclaim what was once theirs: Beverly Hills. Ground zero for their invasion? A once popular, though now faded, hotel, currently the site of a reality TV cooking show competition, and directly overhead

Night of the Living Deb
Written by Chris Savage, August 15, 2016
After a girls’ night out, endearingly awkward Deb wakes up in the apartment of the most attractive guy in Portland, Maine. She’s thrilled but can’t remember much about what actually got her there. Pretty boy Ryan, who’s engaged to be married, only knows her presence is a mistake, and he ushers her quickly out the

Der Bunker
Written by The Cryptkeeper, August 15, 2016
It all begins when a student (Pit Bukowski, Der Samurai) rents a room in a bunker home nestled deep within a forest. Here, instead of finding tranquility for his studies, the young man becomes increasingly involved in the dramas of his landlord’s family. They include the stern father, his wife (whose swollen leg almost takes