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They Will Outlive Us All
Posted by Chris Savage | Posted 21 days ago.
New York City has been devastated by a series of ‘Frankenstorms,’ food is scarce and all the bridges and tunnels are closed. In this post-apocalyptic city, roommates Margot and Daniel are bracing themselves for not only the next storm, but for something much more gruesome and undead – something growing right inside their apartment building. [...]

Bigfoot: The Movie
Posted by Chris Savage | Posted 21 days ago.
Bigfoot has come to the town of Ellwood City, PA and is causing BIG problems. Now it’s up to three town locals to take him down. [...]

Evil Bong 420
Posted by Chris Savage | Posted 37 days ago.
Polish your balls and head to the lanes. Rabbit has escaped the Evil Bong’s World of Weed, and has opened a topless bowling alley. It’s the Grand Opening and the balls are rolling, the boobs are bouncing and the weed is plentiful. When his old friends, Larnell and Sarah Leigh stop by to help him [...]

Nina Forever
Posted by Chris Savage | Posted 66 days ago.
Holly wants to save Rob and has fallen in love with him. She is training to be a paramedic and works a dead end job in a supermarket, where Rob is the only remarkable thing although he’s lost and angry since the death of his girlfriend, Nina. Drawn into a relationship, the first time they’re [...]

Alientampon
Posted by Chris Savage | Posted 87 days ago.
Some things are better left unused. [...]

Housebound (2015)
Posted by The Cryptkeeper | Posted 87 days ago.
An American remake of the 2014 film from New Zealand: The story tells of a rebellious young woman who is forced to return to her country home thanks to forced home detention program. Living with her small-town-minded mother and stepfather seems like a fate worse than death until she begins to suspect that something malevolent [...]

Christmas At Draculas
Posted by Chris Savage | Posted 99 days ago.
Told through the eyes of The Invisible Man, Count Dracula has hit rock bottom, so with the help of his noble companion Igor, he decides to throw the greatest Christmas party of all time. He invites to this – The Wolfman, Medusa, The Wicked Witch, Frankenstein, Dr Jekyll and The Invisible Man. But when two [...]


The Voices
Posted by Chris Savage | Posted 120 days ago.
This genre-bending tale centers around Jerry Hickfang, a lovable but disturbed factory worker who yearns for attention from a woman in accounting. When their relationship takes a sudden, murderous turn, Jerry’s evil talking cat and benevolent talking dog lead him down a fantastical path where he ultimately finds salvation. [...]

The Mule (2014)
Posted by The Cryptkeeper | Posted 188 days ago.
It’s 1983. A naive man with lethal narcotics hidden in his stomach is detained by Australian Federal Police. Alone and afraid, ‘the Mule’ makes a desperate choice; to defy his bodily functions and withhold the evidence…literally. And by doing so becomes a “human time-bomb,” dragging cops, criminals, lawyers and his mother into his impossible escapade. [...]

Why Don’t You Play in Hell?
Posted by Chris Savage | Posted 195 days ago.
There’s a war going on, but that won’t stop the inexperienced but eager wannabe film crew, The F*ck Bombers, from following their dreams of making the ultimate action epic. Ten years ago, yakuza mid-boss Ikegami led an assault against rival don Muto. Now, on the eve of his revenge, all Muto wants to do is [...]

Sharknado 3
Posted by Chris Savage | Posted 195 days ago.
When a mass of sharknadoes threatens Florida, chainsaw-wielding hero Fin must again risk his life to save his children on spring break. But as he fights his way south, the sharknadoes merge and grow bigger than ever before. [...]

Zombieland 2
Posted by Jason McDonald | Posted 223 days ago.
No official plot has been revealed at this time. [...]

Deathgasm
Posted by The Cryptkeeper | Posted 223 days ago.
Bruce (introverted, well-intentioned) and Denny (domineering, a pathological liar) are two average teenage boys, if your definition of “average” involves blasting ear shattering Death Metal, setting fire to things and avoiding personal hygiene products. Tired of getting rejected by girls and being bullied mercilessly, they set about trying to utilize black magic to reverse their [...]

Confederacy of the Dead
Posted by The Cryptkeeper | Posted 235 days ago.
Just like any other American holiday in the South, families and friends have gathered for a beautiful day at the annual Civil War battle reenactment at Buck Head Creek. As the field cleared from all the smoke created by cannons and gun powder, a very real sounding musket goes off in the distance. The mock [...]

Sledge
Posted by Chris Savage | Posted 249 days ago.
Sledge hits you from the beginning with humor and originality. Opening with Assly’s True American Horror television program, the action kicks off instantly with skull crushing deaths from the killer, Adam Lynch. Adam believes he is in a movie and video game that he has created in his head. [...]

Jersey Shore Massacre
Posted by The Cryptkeeper | Posted 259 days ago.
A typical weekend down the shore takes a bizarre turn as six girls and five obnoxious fist-pumpers become the unsuspecting targets of a deranged killer. [...]

Evil Feed
Posted by The Cryptkeeper | Posted 260 days ago.
The Long Pig Restaurant, known in the underground world for cannibalistic cuisine, has introduced novelty by capturing elite MMA fighters and then serving losers to their bloodthirsty customers. Perfect “Tendertainment!” Jenna, an aspiring stunt girl, is violently kidnapped with her friends by Triads and wakes up in the Long Pig holding cell waiting for her [...]

Yoga Hosers
Posted by The Cryptkeeper | Posted 265 days ago.
Yoga Hosers centers on 15-year-old yoga nuts Colleen Collette (Lily-Rose Depp) and Colleen McKenzie (Harley Quinn Smith), who have an after-school job at a Manitoba convenience store called Eh-2-Zed. When an ancient evil rises from beneath Canada’s crust and threatens their big invitation to a Grade 12 party, the Colleens join forces with a legendary [...]

The Jersey Devil
Posted by Chris Savage | Posted 297 days ago.
When Lucifer’s term limits come up, a new devil takes over with a vision to re-brand Hell; he wants something younger, cooler. After an exhaustive search he finds the perfect location for the new hell in Jersey City, New Jersey. As he begins to collect new souls to challenge the Kingdom, Lucifer comes to Jersey [...]

Suburban Gothic
Posted by Chris Savage | Posted 307 days ago.
Raymond has a prestigious MBA, but he can’t find work. He can channel the paranormal, but chatting with a cute girl mystifies him. Kicked out of his big city apartment, Raymond returns home to his overbearing mother, ex-jock father, and beer-bellied classmates. But when a vengeful ghost terrorizes the small town, the city-boy recruits Becca, [...]