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The Cottage Movie Details

81% Score
by Horror Fans Based on 9 Reviews & 95 Quick Votes

Film Rankings: The way that a film is ranked on our website is based on reader/critic reviews submitted to our site for the film as well as the quick votes made by readers of the site. Reader reviews and quick votes are calculated to determine overall approval and rating.

The Cottage
Rating: 6.7 / 10 (95 votes cast)

In Theatre : Unknown
Director(s): Paul Andrew Williams

In the dead of night, a car arrives at a secluded country cottage. Bickering constantly, brothers David (Andy Serkis) and Peter (Reece Shearsmith) climb out to inspect the hideaway. The pair have set aside their differences for a quick moneymaking scheme - a kidnapping. Tracey (Jennifer Ellison), bound, gagged and unconscious, is locked in the trunk of the car. Her black sheep step-brother Andrew (Steven O’Donnell) is also in on the scheme.

The kidnapping however goes completely wrong with Tracey turning the tables on her captors and escaping with Peter as a hostage. David and Andrew follow them into the woods but they soon discover something far more terrifying is lurking in the darkness. The stage is set for a grotesquely comic battle for survival when our characters encounter a maniacal Farmer. Who will survive and what will be left of them?

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The Cottage Review by grimreality

OK, maybe I am just a bit biased but I do love B rate horror flilcks as I find they may not get the jumpyness right but the film will go on to make a true cult classic.  Now I did something with this movie that I ha...
The Cottage Review by TheFecalKid

Lately I've been watching nothing but foreign horror films which had few to no laughs, and were the biggest gorefests to hit shelves in awhile. I figured it was about time to watch some lighter fair, and for that I turne...
The Cottage (2008) Review by the5thdroog

Movies can be funny sometimes. I mean I knew this was supposed to be a dark comedy, but I had no idea how heavy it was on the dark. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard a movie described that way only to w...
The Cottage(2008) Review by RIP

The british invasion in horror films are starting to come back around in the past few years with the likes of 28 Days Later, Shaun of the Dead, and now with this film called The Cottage. The film is a horror/comedy sorta...
The Cottage Review by thedeadshallrule

What a fun, English, black comedy Horror trip! Slow but needed beginning which builds up to a fun romp through the English countryside at night. Too many chuckle bits in it to describe. I laughed and guffawed all throu...
THE COTTAGE(2008) Review by wolfman1959

Two brothers (Andy Serkis and Reece Shearsmith) kidnap a hoodlum's daughter (Jennifer Ellison) and hide out in a cottage, but all find themselves fighting for their lives from a murderous disfigured farmer.Wildly unev...
The Cottage (2008) Review by BASSI

I heard a lot of good reviews about movie on this Horror site, i could not wait too check it's out.I did not think I would like but I Bloodly LOVED it at the end This movie start where two men who are brot...
The Cottage Review by MistressOf Horror

This last weekend I sat down and watched the movie The Cottage for the very 1st time. I dont know why i waited so long to watch this film ! It was tongue in cheek. A story of a kidnapping gone horribly wrong. 2 bumbling ...
The Cottage (2008) Review by BlackTequilaKiss

This movie has been a curiosity to me since I first watched it. I have been through many emotions with this film, from irritation to a gradual love for the film. So believe me when I say, that if you do not like this fil...
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