Machete

The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (De Niro) a corrupt Senator.

Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger; Padre (Marin), his “holy” brother; and April (Lohan), a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.

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Machete Review by Psyko113

Machete is the outcome of Robert Rodriguez and Quinton Terantino having their fun trying to re-create bad 70s cinema with the Grindhouse films...and you know what? It's totally worth it!Rodriguez already showed he coul...

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Machete Review by Meh

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