TEETH DVD Contest

Teeth will be released on DVD on May 6th and we are giving away a free copy to a lucky member of the site. This contest is a CAPTION contest. What you need to do is look at the image at the bottom of this post and in the comments leave a caption that you would put on the image. Funny, witty, whatever. I will then pick what I think is the best / funniest / grooviest answer with the help of my show model assistant Goon.

The movie will be presented in 16x9-enhanced widescreen with Dolby Digital 5.1 sound and will retail for around $24.95.

A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth.

Special features include:

• Audio commentary by writer/director Mitchell Lichtenstein
• Deleted scenes with Lichtenstein’s optional commentary
• The Making of TEETH featurette
• Sundance Film Festival interview featurette

Leave your funny caption in the comments, you can post as many as you can think up and we will then pick a winner!