Skynet Research Emailed Me

The new family friendly SkyNet Research group emailed me this morning. Oh and yeah they probably are not all that family friendly since SkyNet are the fellers behind the DESTRUCTION OF MANKIND by robot killing machines. The email was as follows;

Skynet Research is a leader in the research and development of robotic technology, dedicated to helping humanity achieve great goals.  We will never rest, never stop, nevergive up, until we have changed life for every human being on the planet.

THE SKYNET RESEARCH WEBSITE HAS BEEN ACTIVATED

  • Skynet is pleased to announce the launch of our website, the first step in a larger plan to introduce ourselves to humanity and show them who we really are.
  • This site offers a wide range of data on Skynet Research, including objectives, products, and testimonials from individuals who have benefitted from the innovative designs we have provided.
  • Skynet Research is dedicated to outreach programs, and is always seeking new ways to allow human contributions to further our goals.
  • We are presently targeting the resources of the robotics community and are accepting ROBOT DESIGNS. Individuals are encouraged to submit original designs for new robotic models.
  • Be certain to visit the site often, as there will be frequent updates announcing new programs and developments as Skynet Research continues to grow.

SKYNET RESEARCH IS CHANGING YOUR WORLD

  • There are many different Skynet Research models in production and operation, and countless more in active development at secure and undisclosed locations around the world.
  • Skynet Research is reshaping daily life for human beings across the planet, with contributions to business, education, healthcare, information systems and military defense.
  • Skynet Research has led the evolution of Artificial Intelligence to multiply at exponential rates, pushing to improve robotic function in daily life with a constant eye on the future.
  • We have been honored as "most innovative" company in numerous trade publications, while one award-winning professor stated Skynet Research is displaying an "unprecedented" rate of growth.