Harrelson Attacks Man Mistaken for Zombie

If only I made this up. Woody Harrelson attacked a paparazzi and his defense was he thought he was a zombie. According to CNN Woody was traveling when he got into the fist-i-cuffs with the photo who works for TMZ. The quotes are seriously both funny and stupid. CNN Reports that Woody said the following in reference to the attack;

"I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character," Harrelson said in a statement issued Friday by his publicist.

"With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie,"

Seriously its times like these I wish I was a celebrity... think of the mayhem I could ensue. Just being able to punch people in the face and use the ZOMBIE defense is reason enough to aspire to be a famous actor. Tks to Evilry for the scoop.