5 Horror Movies So Bad it Hurts

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Normally I dont tend to walk into the negative but I have found myself spending to much time talking about sequels and remakes and felt it was time I did an editorial on horror films that are sure to make your head hurt. So without to much hub-bub here is my list of 5 Horror Movies that you should avoid at all costs.. they are just that bad. In fairness I have also included with each title its rating in the tomb as well as the reader reviews so you can see my feelings and horror fans in general. 

Raiders of the Living Dead: Right off the bat I bought this film for $50. Thats right 5-0. That is not a typo. You should at this point be asking yourself if I am a complete moron. Although I dont think I am I definitely had a major lapse in judgement when I bought this movie. I tend to love b-movies and the whole concept of Raiders of the Living Dead is about as B movie as it gets. A evil scientist turns convicts into zombies and a smart little kid with his home built laser gun must team up with his Grandpa to defeat the evil menace. Unfortunately not even the b-movie concept could get around the terrible acting, the insanely bad fx and the story that is so bad you will likely want to take out your left eye with an old wooden spoon. Raiders of The Living Dead is easily one of the worst movies I have ever seen.. which is saying alot since I have seen thousands.

Raiders of the Living Dea...
In an abandoned prison, a doctor has revived executed convicts as the living dead. Teenager Scott Schwartz (A Christmas Story) creates a weapon from a videodisc player's laser and pursues the walkin...
10% Approval
(Based on 2 Reviews, Write one )

Alone in the Dark: I went to see Uwe Boll's master piece based off the video game because yes.... I thought it looked good. The studio did a great job at releasing lots of cool photos and even a trailer that had me thinking 'holy crap this movie might be good'. Alone in the Dark stars Tara Reid which should have been my first clue that no matter how hard the studio shined me on this movie was going to suck. I even remember alot of you laughing at me as I said I thought the movie looked good when it came to theaters. Boy did I deserve it.

I saw the film with 4 other people on the opening night in a local theater. Thats right 4 people in the entire theater and 2 of them came with me. The movie was so bad we spent the second half of the film yelling stupid one liners at the screen and thinking up cool porn names for a porno spin off which would no doubt blow the doors of this cinematic garbage. Side note does anyone know if the porn industry did a spin off?

Alone in the Dark (2005)
Alone in the Dark (2005)
Edward Carnby, detective of the paranormal, unexplained and supernatural, investigates a mystery that brings him face to face with bizarre horrors that prove both psychologically disturbing and lethal...
22% Approval
(Based on 5 Reviews, Write one )

Pulse 2 AfterLife: Oh wow.... that about sums up Pulse 2. I saw the first PULSE and thought it was ok at best but Pulse 2 is easily summed up as complete trash. PULSE was a good premise poorly executed that ended in a really strong way. Unfortunately Pulse 2 brings nothing to the plate. No good ending, no good story, no good acting.. everything about pulse 2 is bad. The only good thing I can say about Pulse 2 is its not Raiders of the Living Dead.

Pulse 2: Afterlife
Pulse 2: Afterlife
The dead have found a way back to our world - through cell phones and WiFi - and the human survivors have taken to remote areas to escape. When a young girl goes missing, her father must return to the...
10% Approval
(Based on 3 Reviews, Write one )

Rise Blood Hunter: Admittedly I got this movie because I knew it had erotic themes and starred Lucy Liu and for some reason I thought it would be hot to see an erotic vampire tale starring Lucy Liu. Once again the only good thing I can say about this horrific vampire tale is its not Raiders of the Living Dead. Every element of this movie was horrible despite some early trailers and r rated clips that were released on the web that showed an awful lot of promise. Such a let down.

Rise: Blood Hunter
Rise: Blood Hunter
Sadie (LUCY LIU) is an investigative reporter who has stumbled upon an underground  cult that is attracting the young hipsters of Los Angeles. When these kids start disappearing then  turnin...
23.33% Approval
(Based on 3 Reviews, Write one )

Death Tunnel: In fairness I really cant be to hard on this movie since its on a very short list of movies that I turned off and never finished it was so bad. I have seen alot of people rave about how awesome Death Tunnel is but for me... it was drivel. Mindless drivel that made me think I should be high to appreciate anything about it. Raiders of the Living Dead had more to offer then this film and by now you should know how little I think of that movie... and this one. Death Tunnel would make a great coffee coaster but offers little in entertainment value.

Death Tunnel
Death Tunnel
An upscale college initiation party strands five girls in the "Scariest Place in the World". Within the five floors of an abandoned hospital built in 1910, haunted by five ghosts of it's tortured past...
26.67% Approval
(Based on 3 Reviews, Write one )

Now that you have read my 5 horror movies so bad they hurt... what are yours?

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